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[–] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The last No Kings protest in my town literally had a coven of witches standing in front of the courthouse casting hexes on Donald Trump. It was pretty legit.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I'd love an anime style edit of new age witches spiritually fighting MAGA evangelists over Trump's soul

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 hours ago
[–] argarath@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

He has one? That's news to me!