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[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I guarantee his daughter is poisoning him so she can take his place and make even more grifting money

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Legitimately. After seeing the vultures trying to put on Charlie Kirk's skinsuit it seems like the way to rise up in the grifting ranks is to kill the current grifter and take their place.

Edit: I don't think people state enough that charlie kirk had hundreds of millions of dollars at age 31. He was well on his way to retiring as a billionaire. The guy was literally a sellout and now there's at least a dozen grifters lining up to get at the billionaire money-faucets he had.