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[–] chillhelm@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Elohim is one if the possible interpretations of the Hebrew name of God (or maybe it was one of the words Orthodox Jewish people use to invoke God without saying their name).

Presumably the person you are replying to is referring to the American constitution (yay American defaultism). But that one can literally only be violated by the government which afaik is not Jordan Peterson.

Diagnosis: The person you are replying to is either /s-ing hard or as loopy as a crochet convention.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Oh, I just noticed their username. Uninspired joke account.