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U.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride [protest] ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’ (www.oregonlive.com)

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[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Open carrying tits is way less common.

Would you open carry your tits in schools !!?

[–] klu9@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Arming teachers with boobs is the only way to stop all the school boobings.

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Seriously though : phrased like that it highlights how dumb the argument sounds for arming the teachers