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[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Since we know he doesn't mess with science/empirical data...how did he get that information?

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Put a picture of Trump under the pillow before you go to sleep. During the night, the supreme wisdom of Trump will be focused by the pillow and absorbed by your subconscious mind. In the morning, you’ll just know the correct answer.

Also works with university exams. No need to read any books as long as you have the photo of the relevant professor under your pillow.

[–] loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do I have to use a MyPillow for best results?

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 2 points 1 week ago

Any pillow will do as long as it’s manufactured by a company with a nazi CEO.

[–] LegoBrickOnFire@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Hmmm, even if we allow for empirical scientific evidence, is there a non weird way he knows about the sperm count in the semen of adolescents? I hope he's making shit up because the alternative is a lot grosser

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

It was on his Facebook group. Same way he gets all his information.