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[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In China they have these statues of a corrupt official and his wife that killed a loyal general like 1000 years ago. People spit on those statues to show they haven't forgotten the betrayal. Maybe Americans can take a cue from that and always "remember" Trump in that way when he's gone.

[–] UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hear me out; we take all the statues of Confederate losers and whatever gaudy atrocious bullshit cheeto comes up with, set them all up in a swamp with catwalks placed close enough that people can spit, piss, and if so motivated and properly prepared, projectile vomit/shit on their memories.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I think I'm good.