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[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I would love to see the actual video central to the article, but it's so laden with shitty advertisements, I just gave up

[–] impudentmortal@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The accent isn't heavy at all. Surprisingly not very racist, or at least, not done well at all.

I'm more concerned about his delusional rambling in which he thinks he alone prevented a was between India and Pakistan.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago

Yeah that was nothing. Big nothing burger.

But yeah, "after literally two days, they called up", as if by a miracle. Even he can't explain the real reasons.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 17 hours ago

He sounds gay for Modi, at a minimum.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

His obsession with the Peace Nobel prize is getting more absurd by the day. Egomaniac toddler. But something good might come out of it, or at least less bad.

[–] reversedposterior@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Yeah I'd rather he be obsessed with that than the other things he's been preoccupied with domestically

It’s crazy how often you see an article talking about a video or photo, but they don’t post the video or photo

I was hoping to help with that, but it seems archive links don't include the video.