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[–] verdi@feddit.org 10 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Can anyone share the snippet of him making the Indian accent? I couldn't find it on Youtube.

edit: Just saw the video from imprudentmortal, dafuq. Wtf is the independent doing, what a crock of shit this story was. The guy is a fucking imbecile, making up these stories undermines the true stories where he is being his imbecile self.

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Did he do the head shake thing?
No?
Fucking disgraceful!
Taco Chicken so dumb, he can't even imitate the population running half his country.\

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 37 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Remember when people were baffled Trudeau did a dress up? Good times

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

At least trudeau apologizes, this turd would never.

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

i think it was during his official visit to India - he busted out his best Bollywood drip.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 21 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The hindutfascist is not going to like that

Trump supporters are committed to licking that boot. They'll take whatever he tosses at them and pretend it's gulab jamun.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 46 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] freebee@sh.itjust.works 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Wait you got to 2 before this? How?

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago

A man gets tired having to update it every 16 hours. I took a few days off. The other employee was replaced by Ai.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 218 points 21 hours ago (11 children)

I'm starting to think this guy might be a racist. 🤔

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 96 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I'm starting to think this guy might be a moron. 🤔

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 66 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

I’m starting to think this guy might be an asshole. 🤔

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

I dunno. Did Hillary mention it in her emails?

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 5 points 10 hours ago

Morons And Genuine Assholes

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 23 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Guilty on these three counts, and 34 more

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I'm starting to think this guy may be mentally incapacitated.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 5 points 13 hours ago

Also a criminal and an asshole.

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[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 25 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, he seems like a bit of- pardon my language, a real jerkface!

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[–] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

But... But... P-party of... Linc--HURL!!

Party of Abradolf Lincler

[–] pir8t0x@ani.social 2 points 14 hours ago

You're only STARTING to think that?

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[–] YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz 83 points 21 hours ago

And it was just yesterday when The Daily Show talked about how “Trump tours Japan and manages not to do the accent”. Ah, sweet summer children.

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 21 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly I can't hear any pretend-indian accent in the video. He did an odd voice but this seems like a nothing burger.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

Was the video in the article for you? I couldn’t find it.

[–] molten@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago (8 children)

Is lemmy just the new source of bad fucking info here? I struggle through the goddamn ads and trash and see the same voice that orange weirdo uses for everyone. It's not a slow Newsweek.

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[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 37 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I would love to see the actual video central to the article, but it's so laden with shitty advertisements, I just gave up

[–] impudentmortal@lemmy.world 33 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

The accent isn't heavy at all. Surprisingly not very racist, or at least, not done well at all.

I'm more concerned about his delusional rambling in which he thinks he alone prevented a was between India and Pakistan.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago

Yeah that was nothing. Big nothing burger.

But yeah, "after literally two days, they called up", as if by a miracle. Even he can't explain the real reasons.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 11 hours ago

He sounds gay for Modi, at a minimum.

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It’s crazy how often you see an article talking about a video or photo, but they don’t post the video or photo

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago

This is the least surprising headline I've seen in a bit.

[–] Korkki@lemmy.ml 13 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

I honestly don't care about these 'Trump said or did something stupid' ""news"". I get it that his sundowning as hard as Biden did. Tell me if he nukes of threatens to nuke something.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 24 points 20 hours ago

Hey great news.... He wants to start using nukes immediately.

[–] Greddan@feddit.org 21 points 20 hours ago

He seems to be selling off weapons grade plutonium to billionaires, so there's that.

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 6 points 18 hours ago

Holy shit this is embarrassing.

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