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submitted 3 days ago by baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 89 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Personally, I'm saving up for the "Apple Stick and Bindle", the nouveau-hobo accessory of the season.

[–] baronvonj@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I thought it was going to be a new form factor iPhone that could fit comfortably in your pocket.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 days ago

Why in the hell would they make something people want?

[–] macaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago

-me and my iPhone 13 mini dreading an “upgrade”-