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[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I read another comment that makes sense. When he says nobody knows he truly believes if he doesn't know it then no one does.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Imagine the disconnect between thinking he's the smartest person in the world and the cold, hard fact that just about everyone in the world knows a lot more than he does. Maybe that explains some of the endless rage. Well, that and being fat, ugly and having a small penis (none of which would be all that significant to a well-adjusted person).

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's the narcissistic personality disorder talking.

[–] normanwall@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The paper company? Or the knifey-fingers guy with the fingerprint for a face?

[–] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

Limitless paper, for a paperless world.