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Trump, 79, Claims Nobody Knows What a Magnet Is (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Next thing you know, we have the first Juggalo president.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

i think having a juggalo president would be a step up from what we have now.

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 15 hours ago

"Divert all subsidies from corn to Faygo."

"Yes sir, whoop whoop."

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would trust an impoverished juggalo with the concept of family over the current situation.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd trust a rabid weasel who communicates with a speak & spell more than the current situation.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 day ago

So you support Vance?

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

You fucking wish

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

Ah, a homestuck fan perhaps?