badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Chairkitty Meow wants to redistribute all your food! These authoritarian tankie catgirls are completely out of control!
I sure do love 2-inch thick steaks that are raw and flavorless on the inside for breakfast
At least make a breakfast steak!!
That sounds... ridiculously American.
It's a traditional American breakfast meat you can get at any diner. A heavily tenderized, breaded and fried round steak. If you eat meat, it's honestly delicious but usually a little more expensive than bacon or sausage.
Huh. Might have to try that sometime. Probably not gonna be crossing the border into America while they've got that fascist problem going on, if I can avoid it, but once they've resolved that, I'll be long overdue to go visit some relatives of mine who live there, good opportunity to try some of the local delicacies, I suppose.