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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 44 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Regardless of your thoughts on religion, this is a total trash AI chatbot.

It's just a custom ChatGPT edit: with Bible verses as a RAG, and this guy charges $2.99 a month to unlock the "other characters." As expected, zero external theological reference is used.

I'm more upset I didn't think of it first. Literally anyone can do this.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I bet 1000 dollars that it's not trained on shit and just a openai wrapper with the bible as rag

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Take pride in being more Jesus-like than any of those assholes. You're poor because you don't spend your time concocting ways to fleece other poor people out of what little money they have.

[–] etherphon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like my unwillingness to fuck people over has really put me behind in this country lol, oh well I'd rather stick to my principles.

I'm unfortunately right there with you. I'm of an age where it is simply impossible for me to even dream of retiring. Ever. I will either die on the job, or end myself when I'm no longer able to work.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

To be fair, a sack of wet hammers is more Christian than most Americans

[–] tal@lemmy.today 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I’m more upset I didn’t think of it first.

Maybe nobody's done Muhammad and Buddha yet.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Do you want a Jihad? Because this is how you get a Jihad.

Edit: and I was thinking of doing Ronald Reagan and Lincoln and being that conservative cash in my own pocket, then gas lighting them all into something absurd like compassion.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lincoln but he really likes what he's hearing from that Marx fellow over in Germany

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Do you want ICE in your house? Because this is how you get ICE in your house.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

If you meet the Buddha on your phone, uninstall him

[–] khepri@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

exactly, anyone could've build this shit in an hour. The fact that it has made the news in Christian circles is fucking concerning.