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[–] tal@lemmy.today 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I’m more upset I didn’t think of it first.

Maybe nobody's done Muhammad and Buddha yet.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Do you want a Jihad? Because this is how you get a Jihad.

Edit: and I was thinking of doing Ronald Reagan and Lincoln and being that conservative cash in my own pocket, then gas lighting them all into something absurd like compassion.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lincoln but he really likes what he's hearing from that Marx fellow over in Germany

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Do you want ICE in your house? Because this is how you get ICE in your house.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

If you meet the Buddha on your phone, uninstall him