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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Go onto your local Western govt feds' contact us form, and start by saying you'd like to report a suspected foreign spy. At the beginning, make it sound like believable suspicions about someone who works for a zoo, but as the report goes on, have it slowly unravel that who you are trying to report is in fact the panda bears on loan from China as spying for their home country, or the grizzly bears as spying for Russia (or Canada if you wanna get really absurd with it).

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[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Used to be, we only had to worry about people feeding the bears!

(Good point. Half of them probably post here.)

["Don't feed the bears" would make a good tagline... like "don't feed the trolls", because the rest of Lemmy likes to call Hexbears tankie trolls. "Don't doxx the bears" is even more esoteric and better...]

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

chonky-bear thank you for your cooperation

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

pooh-wtf You're welcome, Ted. You're looking very hug shaped today, comrade!