I sit because I'm trans lol. And when the toilet is nasty, I squat and hover. I know they make stand-to-pee devices, but I'm just really not stoked about having to carry a piss-covered prosthetic all day.

I sit down when I pee

There's nothing that crazy bout me

I'm just taking a whiz

Mind your own biz

Why is everybody always staring at me?

I sit because it's less stressful and more healthy for my prostate.

I find a corner of the yard not too visible and disrobe before I pee

I just submerge. What's this sit/stand nonsense?

Im not interested in getting pee splash on my pants, shoes and floor for macho points.

I sit down when I pee
There's nothing that crazy 'bout me
I'm just takin' a whiz, mind your own biz
Why is everybody always staring at me?

Hey bro, I gotta go
Let me through, I gotta go number two

No can do, I'm taking a pee
Sitting on the loo, having a good long wee

Are you sitting down?

I'm sitting down

And you're not making brown?

I'm not making brown

Are you making iced tea?

Just lemonade

But are you sitting down?

I'm sitting down!

Why don't you stand like a regular man?
Then you can pee in the urinal can

If you really wanna know why I'm sitting strong
I just can't stand touching my dong

I'm at work now but when I get home I will shatter the sit to pee/stand to pee binary. I will lay down to pee and achieve enlightenment.

Standing is just gross. Pee mists everywhere, even if you have perfect aim. All around the toilet and the wall and floor near it.

And if you need proof of this, visit the house of a bachelor that never cleans.

Sitting unless I'm in the forest.

I mostly sit but I think the downsides are downplayed.

In my old age of creeping towards 40 my stream has died down a little, but no splash ?

There is splash. Even with my pathetic old man pressure there is splash. It doesn't go on the floor. it goes on my thighs and under the toilet seat.

Before when I was young and virile it was a big issue and very uncomfortable to veeeeeery gently let a portion of my stream out over a long time.

There's also the issue of not accidentally booping the porcelain with the tip.

Granted its nice to have a sit down alone, and with measures taken it can even be nice, but its not a clear cut winner.

Also peeing freely outside is of course the best. Or from something very high up.

Sitting is medically better for your prostate.

He pees for ninety seconds?!

Ever peed standing while wearing shorts? It's disgusting. Just sit down like a civilized person. Or clean the toilet yourself, properly, so you know how nasty it is to wipe away pee splatters all over the place from you and all other men who didn't sit down.

Sitting down is also much more relaxing.

It is whatever one wants at the moment. Standing up is quick, sitting is getting your peace time.

I don't have much choice

With what I've done to my dick, I couldn't hit a bathtub

When I became the bathroom-cleaner in my household, I switched to sitting. It wasn't until I got my nose and eyeballs right down close to the floor and the toilet on a regular basis that I learned how bad the splashing situation really was.

My dick dips into the toilet water if I sit to pee.

If I had a urinal at home I would stand but I don’t so I sit unless I’m public

You’re all wrong. The only proper way is to sit down in reverse. It gives you direct access to the funnel, zero chance of missing.