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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Its almost as if this looksmaxing and other social media shit is a kind of mental illness that gets worse with time. especially when they find an audience that encourages them to go even further off the deep end.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 10 points 3 months ago

trying to be a greek god with thier gold ichior blood.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago

If no one else did it after him, then he is no influencer.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You know, I think I'd rather just continue being ugly.

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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 8 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Probably read Red Rising and thought he could be Darrow

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[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 8 points 3 months ago

"a Turkish sugar-free chewing gum that some looksmaxxing influencers use in the belief it can help strengthen the jawline."

Oh shit I know this gum, it gives you jaw cramps.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yes, he's with the Lord now doing superhuman stuff.

[–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can he talk to Mitch? We’re trying to hear from him

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[–] heliotrope@retrofed.com 7 points 3 months ago

If House is anything to go by, that's going to have more or less the same effect as injecting oneself with lead.

Utter idiocy, regardless.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 7 points 3 months ago

friends

X Doubt

[–] Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 5 points 3 months ago

Wow it's almost like parasocial relationships (that are part of why social media is so addictive) harm vulnerable people.

[–] nitroemdash@lemmy.wtf 5 points 3 months ago

Average JoJo backstory

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