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[–] tomkatt@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I won't be singing anything. I'll just be fucking relieved. But even when he dies this mess won't be over. There's a lot to dismantle, and we'll still have to deal with VP couch fucker, Thiel, the cabinet, ICE, and much more. Trump's death will be a beginning, not an end.

[–] innermachine@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Yea, trump is given WAY too much credit for what this administration has done. Not that he isn't an evil child fucker, but remember he's legitimately riddled with dementia and has no idea what's going on. He's somebody's puppet, and when he dies lots of crimes will be pinned on him while the evil shadow cabal continues to walk free and wreak havoc. Remember no president holds as much power as trump is given credit for, he has powerful backers that are running the show. Think about if China or russia wanted to destroy the USA without an invasion, what would it look like? Oh yea were fucking living it, the division, the stripping of human rights, the surveillance state. The GLOBAL movement toward the far right. No doubt in my mind actors foreign and domestic alike are trying to burn this place to the ground and keep us infighting instead of sorting this out.

when he dies lots of crimes will be pinned on him while the evil shadow cabal continues to walk free and wreak havoc.

That’s the truth. The billionaires that funded the reich wing, the troll farms, the takeover of our news and media…they’ll still be out there continuing their destruction.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Old man, you've been a lifelong clown,
I said, "Old man, get the hell out of town"
I said, "Old man, be buried under the ground"
There's no need to be unhappy

I read the news and saw that TRUMP PASSED A-WAY
Let me say again we know that TRUMP PASSED A-WAY-ay

#Future us, hopefully not too far off

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[–] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 38 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Firebirdie713@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 days ago

Surprised no one said the obvious one. The first one is from The Wizard of Oz, only fitting that we should sing a song from the the sequel: No One Mourns the Wicked. No One Mourns the Wicked

[–] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 102 points 5 days ago (7 children)

"That's why I say hey man nice shot"

And yes, I know the history behind the song.

[–] 0ndead@infosec.pub 71 points 5 days ago

I drove around town blasting that when Charlie got Kirked

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[–] Bad_Engineering@fedia.io 93 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Celebration by kool and the gang.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 25 points 5 days ago

We gonna have a good time that night

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Day of judgement, god is calliiiiiiing...

As the war machine keeps crawliiiiiiing...

Begging mercies for their siiiiiiins...

Satan laughing spreads his wiiiiiiings...

[–] mufkin@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

War pigs. Nice.

[–] andallthat@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

almost the same: "the ding-dong is dead"

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 40 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Lindsey Graham is dead, what are we singing for him?

[–] DanceMomsSavedMe@lemmy.zip 30 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Oh my god its actually true!!!

Also, Its Raining Men seems like the best choice or Trapped in the Closet

[–] 5wim@infosec.pub 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I heard the news from you, thanks

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Doing my duty 🫡

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[–] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 64 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

YMCA, because he'll finally be able to rest in peace in that big gay bathhouse in the sky he's always wanted to be in.

[–] MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.zip 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And doing the jerking two dicks dance

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 59 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
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[–] RoddyStiggs@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] pingveno@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (6 children)

I generally do not celebrate people's deaths, on principle. Trump will be an exception. Well, except if it is by assassination, I don't want him to die a martyr.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

"I do not wish a man dead, but I read some obituaries with great joy."

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[–] sen@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago

Ask the Brits and the Aussies to help with another chant

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
  • "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina and the Waves.
  • "(I'll Be Glad When You're Dead) You Rascal You" by Louis Prima
[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

It will be an epic party in the streets imo

[–] TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

We're commin' out, around the world

Moving to a brand new beat

People singin' and people playin'

And Danceing the Street

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 5 points 3 days ago

I think something by CeeLo Green.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

Many many songs it will be the biggest global celebration in history

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

"Celebrate good times, c'mon"

[–] AnalogAllamma@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nothing, he doesn't deserve the attention.

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[–] josephc@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 days ago

Green Day's "Ha ha you're dead."

Ha ha you're dead. The joke is over You were an asshole... And now you're gone.

[–] gh0stb4tz@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago (7 children)
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[–] RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 days ago

Lindsey Graham kicked the bucket last night.

Like a Storm - Wish You Hell

Bobaflex - I'm Glad You're Dead (it's about a shitty mom, but still mostly fits the theme)

[–] Sir_Gkar@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I look forward to someone making an appropriate oompa loompa song for his exit.

[–] UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

🎶What do you get when you rape, cheat and steal? Eating McDonald's for ev-er-y meal, leaving a stank in the place that you sat? What do you think will, come, of, that? Fuck-right-off-and-rest-in-piss. 🎶

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[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago
[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

The absolute banger "YOU ARE DEAD" from Total Distortion

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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

When he goes we'll still have the machine they slapped in place still there or at the very least the mess they left behind. If the next president goes into repair mode it'll probably consume the entire term at the very least.

In the meantime I have a bottle of champagne in the fridge.

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[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 10 points 4 days ago

oompa loompa song would be fun

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 5 days ago

"I SAID WHAT WHAT, IN THE BUTT!" (Butters version).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4PvTrTp7Tc

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