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[–] meatballs12345@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you would like to Pee

Answer thus my riddles Three

[–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

If only to Poo

Then my riddles Two

[–] SerialExperimentsGay@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

is the riddle giving him treats

[–] edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space 11 points 1 week ago

I think luring him away with treats might work...


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[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Shit on him? Don't do that


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[–] Blep@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Pisspisspiss?

[–] average@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Dangle me this, human…

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

I'll just use the litter box, I guess.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Oh shit,I know this one but forgot...

Derek Zoolander doesn't know what either is?

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

you know the toilet is out of commission because that makes it spiritual trash and worthy to be a cat's throne

[–] CommCat@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

kitty is busy grooving to Biz Markie's T.S.R (Toilet Stool Rap):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_rII783lD0

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 week ago

His riddle: What am I laying on right now