average

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[–] average@hexbear.net 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

100%

Champagne is butt.

[–] average@hexbear.net 6 points 21 hours ago

New Balenciaga line just dropped.

[–] average@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That’s not even the good conspiracy.

The running theory I’ve seen and really appreciate is that Putin hit him with the heart attack gun because of support for Ukraine.

[–] average@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Dangle me this, human…

[–] average@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Checkmate: One big pocket.

[–] average@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

a double fuckin glizzy, my dude?

[–] average@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

I’d try it.

[–] average@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

I wouldn’t know because that is definitely totally not in my search history. Back off!

[–] average@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Don’t worry about my search history… you’re a damn Owl… what do you know?

[–] average@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Wow, what a weekend to be convinced that the nukes were warranted.

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