Im really considering getting an indoor greenhouse setup going just to grow salad greens and stuff because it's always that that's spreading everything that kills people
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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Yeah I love leafy greens but I hate properly washing leafy greens.
rfk is in charge of our health and now everyone is getting dysentery like its 1784
And I'm nowhere near Oregon
No no, that's where it's supposed to come out of
what are the symptoms?
Shitting
Out of my butt
Have you tried holding it in?
That won't end well
can you be more specific?
you should try
BUTTING OUT OF MY SHIT DISEASE
I hope it doesn't come to that
I'm so sorry
What do you have to be sorry for? Did you forget to wash your hands before touching the food at the buffet?
I avoid this by simply eating straight from the serving plates, there can't be a problem with my horrible unwashed paws if they never touch the food
That's where it's supposed to come out buddy

this is what you get for eating a delicious apple
gross
skill issue