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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Im really considering getting an indoor greenhouse setup going just to grow salad greens and stuff because it's always that that's spreading everything that kills people

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

Yeah I love leafy greens but I hate properly washing leafy greens.

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

rfk is in charge of our health and now everyone is getting dysentery like its 1784

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

And I'm nowhere near Oregon

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

No no, that's where it's supposed to come out of

[–] toad@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] hullabaloo@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Have you tried holding it in?

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

That won't end well 🫪

[–] toad@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] toad@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

I knew I shouldn't have clicked that link but did anyway.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

you should try

BUTTING OUT OF MY SHIT DISEASE

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

I hope it doesn't come to that

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What do you have to be sorry for? Did you forget to wash your hands before touching the food at the buffet?

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

I avoid this by simply eating straight from the serving plates, there can't be a problem with my horrible unwashed paws if they never touch the food

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's where it's supposed to come out buddy

[–] shath@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

this is what you get for eating a delicious apple

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

skill issue