But are those stories of glory?

Of course I've had it in the ear before...

What if we had brotels instead of brothels?

A place to be around positive upbeat people who support your endeavors.

Wonderful stories about glory?

Why not both? The infrastructure is there

If at first you don't hear anything, just wait. There's a good chance you'll hear someone coming at some point.

Dude is gonna lose it when he discovers audiobooks and podcasts.

You’re gonna get your ear poked.

Just don't get the holes mixed up.

imagine how happy they'll be when they discover audiobooks!

I've seen enough hentai to know not to put my ear near something a dick can fit through.

Congratulations, you've made Audible weird.

https://poesiomat.cz/en/

Free crank-powered jukebox. Single button switches tracks. Contrary to the title, it often also features prose, music and other location-specific audio recordings.

Once you go black... You go deaf.

But all of the stories are of guys getting BJs.

puts ear up to hole

gets wet willies

Ah sorry about your ear mate, I thought this was the other type of hole...by the way you have a nice ear.

too much opportunity for unwanted wet willies

You could do that at the glory hole. You'd hear something for sure.

Damn, that was the tightest glory hole I've ever visited.

Earbuds

"Can you tell me a story, stepbrother?"

What?

That's two stalls over, but your gonna want to make sure you come in sober, or there's a chance your gonna get a dick.🎵

The dyslexic community: "plaese don't"

Never get them mixed up

Didn't they try this in the original scary movie?

You'd end up with an ear full of dick.

lick