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[–] Korkki@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The defense department plans to offer testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) to any service members who show low levels of the hormone.

Lol, Us military is composed of the manliest of men, who are totally not insecure.

Have they discovered that low T-levels are the cause in their performance against Iran? Also will retiring military personnel get bras as a farewell gift, since after a long career of TRT-treatment, their bodies can't produce any testosterone naturally?

[–] 100@fedia.io 6 points 3 months ago

should begin mental evaluations for the leadership

believing in pseudoscience = banned for life

[–] abc@suppo.fi 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

This is becoming so absurd. I'm starting to suspect that they are all hard core undercover communists, trying to make the revolution happen by doing the dumbest possible thing while pretending to be republicans.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

I call that the ole Faux Nicholas & Wilhelm Gambit .

[–] Steve@startrek.website 4 points 3 months ago

This is so fucking gay

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

he wants to personally "inspect" each men in the leadership for thier testerone levels.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Let’s check your testosterone, girly man

[–] Snailpick42@lemmus.org 2 points 3 months ago

war machine break down

[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

So does this include selective service eligibility?

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