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Hegseth announces new policy to test troops for low testosterone (apnews.com)
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[–] TreesInSpace@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Americaaa fuck yeahhh!!! Sex drugs and big guns directed at impoverished people and their children outside borders!!! Fuck yeeaaH!!

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 days ago

Pete Hegseth is a worthless piece of shit.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 1 points 6 days ago

MORE BEEFCAKE!

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

That is fucking weird.

[–] Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 9 points 1 week ago

Glad to see they've circled back on gender affirming care.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I want a manly army full of people with tiny shriveled testicles!

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

VA: "Your shriveled up testicles are not service related"

[–] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

If they're already naturally bald they can save so much money on shaving cream!

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago

the manservant's tale

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Only a matter of time until they start handing out Pervitin.

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

I’m sure the money trail will offer more enlightenment

[–] SomGye@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

...check ya self fore ya wreck yo self