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[–] leanleft@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

the article seems pretty partisan and populist. selectively chooses facts for discredit while omitting any admission of credibility. does not address the problems or issues with a proposed solution. lots of suspicion, unfair assumptions about motives, and irrelevantly keeps tieing back to the trump administration. the highly partisan angle seems to discredit arstechnica as an intelligent unpreferential information source for productive discussion.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 hours ago

You mean the Trump that's responsible for the brain drain in the US because he declared war on science and scientists? The guy that hired conspiracy theorists and fox News anchors for high regime positions and a health minister who's into roadkill penisses, brain worms and swimming in feces while claiming paracetamol causes autism and vaccinations are bad?

Yeah, I bet he'll be the inventor of the Idiocracy time machine. Unless that ride requires magnets.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 hours ago

All I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that’s the end of the magnets

- Golden Scientist Trump

[–] BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

This reads like a North Korean headline

[–] AlexNorris@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago

The golden age of "who knows what's happening"

[–] mysticalone@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

so back to drowning women in rivers because they float like a duck?

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Golden age of ignorant people.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 10 hours ago

I'm sure he could, but it would be in Europe away from him and his science denying flat earth believing pals.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 10 hours ago

Wait, this isn't the Onion?

[–] quarkquasar@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What, he's going to find out the youngest age a girl can get pregnant?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

This has been known for all of human history it's around13

[–] adhdsergio@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Well we'd rather forget, thank you very much, but Crump keeps reminding us

[–] GutterRat42@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Pregnant at 4, birth at 5 years old, 7months, 21 days. Youngest pregnancy ever confirmed.

I would like to punch somebody really hard on the face right now. I need a drink. At no point in history should that have ever happened. I feel sick.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GutterRat42@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Precocious puberty and sexual abuse. They never found out the identity of the father.

[–] Wataba@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

By driving science away to places it can thrive

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Miserable fucking sycophants. He's actually ushering in a dark age worse than the one that followed the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

[–] Bwaz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Ha, ha, ha

What, they're seriously believing Trump and "science" belong on the same page together?!?

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Donald Trump says Donald Trump is a pretty cool guy

[–] Greyghoster@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

Sadly he is an old man who won’t die soon enough.

[–] Pollo_Jack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

He could by getting all conservatives out of policy making positions, but he is too much of a bitch to do it.

[–] FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website 65 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The report also seems not to realize that it is being written by the Trump administration.

There are a few delightful digs like this in this article.

The only thing that's golden is the tacky veneer on the White House walls in the picture.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

you should see his trump tower rooms its worst.

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[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

In other old news: the sugar industry says "sugar isnt dangerouse and too much sugar doesnt exist" (yes this is actually a statement of the sugar industry)

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

he would likely die bathing in water filled with gold particles.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Drinking molten gold would be more suited to his crimes.

[–] Pollo_Jack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Pour it down, Targaryen style.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Soooo, he's going to use tax payer dollars to fund Christian science reading rooms across the nation?

[–] Naich@piefed.world 36 points 2 days ago

What? By dying?

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

By dying maybe

[–] bagsy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Sinax@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Also, can't.

[–] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Do they even know how science works?

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah. It's a guy in a white lab coat (and for them, it has to be a guy) saying whatever they want him to say.

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[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago
[–] nyan@lemmy.cafe 27 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Trump's understanding of science is on a par with that of Flat Earth and Hollow Earth believers. It's hard to foster what you don't understand.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

hollow earth is where all the kaiju come form.

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago
[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 20 points 2 days ago

The Golden Age will begin once the Orange Era concludes.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 10 points 1 day ago
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

...by leaving office

[–] villainy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is just a euphemism for alchemy isn't it. He's going to dump billions of taxpayer dollars into a quest to turn lead into gold.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

No more absurd than the LLM bubble.

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Defunding is not how, but he is the stupidest person to ever hold the office, so expecting him to know better is a recipe for disappointment.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

They don't mean "Golden age of science" as a time when lots of awesome and important science gets done. He fired all the scientists. But he IS having the plain black ink in science printers replaced with a sparkly gold ink, so all of the bad science will look way more shiny and golden.

[–] _Nemo_@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago

...by axing or redirecting (read: embezzling) funds once spent on actual science?

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

This coming from the same guy who was confused about what happens with magnets just a few months ago and now he tells people in order to make money you "do magnets".

A real golden shower of wisdom from that bag.

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