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[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

lol impossible because it’s fiction.

But go ahead and try, I’d love to pirate it to laugh at

C’mon phony stark, I know you’re in a k hole right now but let’s get you home and into bed

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

He couldn't do a worse job tbh. They are wearing pants in that movie, the Greeks thought only effeminate barbarians wore those.

[–] mrsilkworm@piefed.social 4 points 3 months ago
[–] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 3 months ago

Oh cool. I cannot wait to see that sultry, steamy, Unicorn sex scene. And the epic hot dog eating contest that no one can stop talking about. And the cross stitch contest between the forest witches. So... many... good... memories!!!!!

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 points 3 months ago

I didn't like Odyssey but I very much doubt Musk can make a better version.

What I didn't like had nothing to do with the characters. It was more that all the man eaters looked like video game template characters, in the battle of Troy everything exploded and burnt, there was a lot of light inside of the Trojan horse and Ithaka looked run down. I don't mean run down because of all the "guests", I man it really looks several thousand years older than it was at the time.

The boat scenes, the initial appearance of the Cyclops and the transformation by the witch looked really cool though.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

@gork is thid real???2

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