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We me and a couple of the 'bears put our money together and bought a Luigi board.

"Huehuehue what if I summon Stalin", one of us said (just like Seth Rogan, funniest ape actir) and we all nodded and agreed because Hexbears are a hivemind we all put our hogs on the Waluigi board and asked the immortal spirit of tankism to summon Stalin.

You fycking fuck, you summoned him in attack mode you baka! You stupid filthy baka! I screamed as Stalin emerged and used his giant spoon to reduce our life points to zero.

That's why we're in the Shadow Realm now fumking IDIOT

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[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Jokes on you, I'm sick so I'm already shidding nonstop.

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Real tankies could just summon stalin by looking in a mirror, this sounds like yet another lib self purge

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

Oh, no, i have cornerstone mask ogerpon out and Stalin technically has an ability so I'm fine

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

I place this card in face down position! lenin-sure

You fool, I'm going to attack! capitalist-laugh

Flip summon!! lenin-heisenberg

It's Stalin's Giant Spoon, with it I special summon GRAIN EATER stalin-comical-spoon