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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 66 points 3 months ago (4 children)

But then she would have to tell Polyphemus that she's "Nobody", which I don't think her ego could allow.

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 73 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That would be an amusing moment as she shouts for a script rewrite

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 19 points 3 months ago

Never thought about it, but don't most of their movies have 4th wall breaks anyway?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hearing the classic "Hi-ya!" as she jams Fozzyphemus's walking stick into his face.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think one of the straight-man muppets works better as Polyphemus. Fozzy works better as one of the other cyclopes asking who hurt him.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

But then we don't get a cyclops version of Who's On First

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

sweetums is the cyclops, so you wouldn't anyway

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sweetums was my first thought actually, but it still works.

Fozzie: What ails you, Polyphemus, that you make such a noise, breaking the stillness of the night, and preventing us from being able to sleep? Surely no man is carrying off your sheep? Surely no man is trying to kill you either by fraud or by force?’

Sweetums: Noman is killing me by fraud; no man is killing me by force.’

Fozzie: Then, if no man is attacking you, you must be ill; when Jove makes people ill, there is no help for it, and you had better pray to your father Neptune.

The only issue I can see is relegating Fozzie to a bit part

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 3 months ago

could even be both "Weren't you a cyclops?" " oh that's my brother. good guy"

Pretty sure they have actually done that somewhere

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago

But think of the epic face swallow she has to do before forcing it out

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

But then the fact that she can't hold it in any longer and blurting it out literally as they're about to get away would absolutely be in character for her! This woman is nothing but hubris!

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 38 points 3 months ago

Not sure I’d say Miss Piggy’s behavior is “ham”-like to their face.

[–] dumples@piefed.social 26 points 3 months ago

I want more muppet movies, especially myths.

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Haven't seen a movie in theaters in a long time, but I'd actually consider watching A Muppet Oddysey.

Only mildly related, I'd love to have a 90s Michael Caine, Tim Curry, and 2010s Danny DeVito all costarring in a muppet movie. The first two already proved they'll give it 100% and act like it's any other performance, and I think DeVito would as well.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Tim Curry as Long John Silver is easily in my top three favorite roles he's done.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

I'm all for this proposal.

However the 'Miss Piggy going ham' is the real gem in this post

[–] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 11 points 3 months ago

If you got a problem with the Muppet's then you've got a problem with me, they are delightful

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I'd sooo watch that!

[–] bklyn@piefed.social 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I was not very interested in seeing the new The Odyssey film, but considering the nonstop conniption fit that the MAGAs keeps having about it, now I absolutely have to see it. Certainly, it must be a cinematic masterpiece if it makes them this angry.

It has been my experience that any film’s artistic value (or that of any artistic work, for that matter) is directly proportional to how angry it makes the MAGA crowd. At this point, it’s practically the strongest endorsement of an artistic work’s intrinsic value.

And I can’t imagine a better version of it than seeing it acted out in the oeuvre of The Muppets.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure if Gonzo is circe or calypso but he's one of them

[–] DonkeyStar@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Got to be Circe. But chickens instead of pigs.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 3 months ago
[–] absentbird@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Circe would be powerless to stop her

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I would unironically watch this.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

"Oh they have a corndog for a captain, doh ho ho hoho