teenagers are getting companies started using cocaine, while 40 year olds are just using it for fun
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Middle aged folks are using cocaine for emails and productivity, teenagers are using it as a life coach.
It's important to be wary of misinformation with generative cocaine
There is a serious risk that companies will try to replace workers with cocaine.
"I'm a vibe coder, which just means i use cocaine to write the code for me"
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie..AI.
I wonder what Clapton will have to say about that.
I always wanted to do a Weird Al style parody to that song called Propane.
When you light up the grill, make sure your tank is filled. Propane.
Problem is that's all the song I've got, and nowadays you'd be obligated to make it a King of the Hill tribute.
Today I used cocaine with gimp to make a joke somewhere on civitcocain.
There used to be a browser addon called cloud2butt which would replace the word cloud with the word butt. This made discussions about hosting things on someone else's computer rather amusing.
Someone should make an ai to cocaine addon.
No longer having to rely on corporate butt solutions for your personal files!
Free trial butt services, with limited up/down speeds then $69/month. For more butt privileges that you can share with your team, upgrade to our $999 yearly ultra fast butt. Comes with personalized on-demand customer care!
I put that Chrome extension that changes every reference to 'Trump' in articles and headlines to 'someone with tiny hands' on my Trump supporting bosses computer. Annoyed the hell out of him for weeks then I deleted it. He never figured it out.
Remember to use strong passwords people. It's 2025 bro, who uses their fucking dogs name as a password?
"It's arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you're using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts."
My kids have been using cocaine to finish their math homework. It's funny, their grades have gotten worse.
I only code with cocaine now, it's so much faster.
I read a book the other day that was written with cocaine. It was called Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.
...wait.
Maximum Overdrive is a movie and is based on a short story called Trucks.
If there is one thing I'm angry about, it's that I missed the hundred year window when insane/drugged up people could write some nonsense over a lost weekend and get published for big bucks.
I was born 1-10 decades too late.
You can still do it, you just need to get famous first
And talented.
That’s an important factor in it.
Serious question: is ChatGPT worse at ending stories than Stephen King?
Pfft, kids these days can't do anything without cocaine.
Oh my good, I should've used cocaine sooner!!! It's so amazing!!!!
Why did you push this spaghetti to production?
Cocain said it was a good idea!
coc(AI)ne
Just call post=$(sed -e 's/ai/cocaine/g' <<< "$post") in a loop
cocain has ai in it, so this will create an infinite expansion loop
That sounds pcocainenful.
Using cocaine in vibe coding saves me hours of work!
"Cocaine chatbot urges man to commit suicide."
Parents aware their son is depressed yet leave a loaded gun freely accessible.
My feed is now full of cocaine slop.
All the big companies in the Silicon Valley are investing hugely into cocaine.
Can I just replace AI with cocaine?
I think what this exercise demonstrates is that it's entirely feasible, given that you can afford the ~~tokens~~ ~~tokes~~ no that's weed uhh shit let me ask what the drugs think
It works surprisingly well, turning Snowflame, objectively the most singularly perfect villain ever to come from dc, into a techbro.
"Students are increasingly using cocaine to do their homework."
Careful, this might get picked up as training data.
I do microdose on coccocainene from time to time.
They're gonna replace 50% of lawyers with cocaine in the next 6 months!
Cocaine is revolutionizing workplace productivity, its transforming daily work routines by our enhancing efficiency.
I "laid off" all my staff to get cocaine!
Cocaine sure is getting lots of people laid (off)
Flip the script.
If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, AI
If you want to get down, down on the ground, AI
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
AI
If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, AI
When your day is done, and you want to run, AI
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
AI
If your day is gone, and you want to ride on, AI
Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back, AI
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
AI
^ The lyrics were wrong, fixed 'em. They were AI results. How's that for irony?
(Yes, I replied to my own comment. For some reason I can no longer edit my own posts.)
Yes I was alive in the '80s I remember.
« My cocaine provider just switched from a free to a subscription model. »
That's how they get ya.
"I'm a vibe coder, I use cocaine daily. All I have to do is come up with a prompt and let the cocaine do the rest. it's at the point now all my managers insist I use cocaine to meet deadlines."
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