this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2026
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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 113 points 1 week ago (6 children)

It's called a Necropsy when non-human animals are involved.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 48 points 1 week ago

Well he did say he was a terrible vet

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

This is the quality Lemmy content that I come here for.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah but that spoils the rolling punchline

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Technical inaccuracy can also spoil a punchline

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You might want to get a new cymbal

[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

I agree, the kick is ruining it

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] abfarid@startrek.website 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd rather not, but I appreciate the encouragement.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago

My pleasure. If you know what I mean.

[–] stevles@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Wow that is quite the grotesque Wiki image

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Unless the coroner is a horse, then it would still be an autopsy

Edit: why did I assume the non-human animal must be a horse?

[–] gooballer@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 1 points 1 week ago

A woman looks for a man in a newspaper and writes "Looking for Men with a horse tail, his haircut does not matter"

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 79 points 1 week ago

What a twist! It started out being about trump but ended up being about rfk

[–] lemmy_at_em@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey, I recognize that character...

[–] vinyl@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

yea I can't remember it exactly it's on the tip of my tip

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 week ago

This is the quality content I come here for.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That was the most exciting 3 second movie I've ever seen! 2 thumbs up! 👍🏽👍🏽

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 22 points 1 week ago

That escalated quickly

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago
[–] AlanWake2112@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Now this is shitposting!!

[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Going to steal this one.

[–] Outdated4134@piefed.zip 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Ain't nobody don't love a parfait!

[–] BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 8 points 1 week ago

That escalated to heights I wasn't expecting.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

I think a necropsy is an autopsy for animals. Obviously, that would have ruined the joke a bit, but knowledge is power!

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

The autopsy, the fucking autopsy

Maybe I should go back in the cabinet

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 week ago
[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago

This is getting deep fried

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 week ago

That's enough reddit for today.