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My dad's a billionaire, and he's an OK guy. He visits once a month, and he always has the best ketamine of anyone I know. Last time I asked nicely for a PS5 and he totally bought it for me.

You shouldn't complain about billionaires if you haven't met my dad. All the mums in our family love him so much.

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[–] Skye@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

think-about-it It's not doxxing yourself if your father has so many children that it barely narrows things down

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Which kid did he name PS5?

[–] LoveWitch@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Every child that hasn’t publicly disowned him probably has lots of good things to say

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah like goo goo gaga

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

All the mums love him? Okay, not the billionaire I was thinking of.

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Avatars of excessive means of production under uneven economic systems

[–] dragongloss@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

AOL dial up sound is that you??