Just realized that my lifelong dream is to be a cat in a two cat household and we can bathe eachother.
I don't care that I'm hornyposting. My aspirations were previously unknown to me, and now I have purpose in this world
this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2026
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Well violet is gone, so someone has to hornypost and fill the void, it may as well be you
I expect an influx of new hornyposters soon. Turns out theres a fixed quantity of horny and she was hogging it all.
She'll be back in a month.
Violet deletes her account due to post-nut clarity. When the horniness reaches critical mass, a new account is created and the cycle continues.
Which will occur in roughly a month's time.
Little did we know, this was actually their alt account all along
I'm a guy lol. I am hornyposting in my own right, don't deny me my individuality!
User instance checks out
I saw this on my regular account and switched to my horny account for being horny π
Username and instance checks out then
Oh I don't want to spoil your fun, but cats grooming another cat very often is a very NOT NICE thing.
I can compound this study with the behaviour of my cats, where one of them often uses "grooming" as an obviously hostile action when the other one is on a spot he wants or if the other cat has my attention to make her leave.
E: What a coincidence, normally my handle is "a_wild_mimic_appears" lol
(grooming you to annoy you because you have a similar handle)
NOT very often. The article you linked to specifically used phrasing like "not uncommon" to talk about its frequency
What do you think "not uncommon" means?
not uncommon -> common, also equivalent to "often" when using less formal speech. My cat does this at least once every 2 days (since i moved out and took my 2 kitties with me from our herd of 4 i am happy to report that the frequency has dropped - he did this A LOT to the other cats, because he is a needy one and very jealous when he sees other cats getting attention)
Yep, our cats did that a lot, too
Absolutely here for getting bullied also. As long as there are cute people and tongues involved π₯Ή
(and someone who I belong to, who is happy I'm around and pays attention to me)
I wanna be the one holding the hose lol
Idk, licking my own dirty bunghole seems gross, but not as gross as licking someone else's.
Why is it dirty??? Wash your asshole π
My asshole is squeaky clean, I wash it, like a human. How do you think cats clean their assholes?
Yes, I'm joking just like you were. Generally if you're rimming (or doing anal) you clean yourself first. If you're doing petplay you don't have to copy every element of being a pet, its ultimately roleplay
Ope, my bad. Also, fair point I suppose. Took it a bit too literally I guess.
Lol, no worries
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Wash it. Keep it clean.
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