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For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.

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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Agreed to manage our clients AVD environment.

[–] Muffi@programming.dev 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Bought 2 bananas and 2 apples for work, but forgot to take the receipt. That small 2$ mistake, was apparently enough to make our "smart and automated" accounting system brick itself. Woups.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Just scribble "fuck you it's two dollars" on a napkin and scan that in.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 78 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I wrote a long thoughtful reply to a heavily downvoted post only to find the post had been deleted before I could hit submit, and I hadn't copied the text.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oof that is pain. I have started to just move to a local text editor when i realize the comment is getting long.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have a window open in my preferred text editor that is perma-opened for ephemeral writing just such as you’re describing.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I bent over the sink to clean the drain and threw my back out three hours before I had to leave on a business trip.

Had to cancel the entire thing and spend the next day on my back.

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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I was clearing some brush with a machete, 6 stitches in my shin.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

If you really don't like your leg hair, just double up your socks. That's no way to shave, man.

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[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wrapped my 4yo in a big towel on the way back from the hotel pool and shortly after challenged him to a race to our room. He immediately tripped on the towel and hit his head because his arms were under the towel. Fortunately just got a bump and some rug burn on his forehead

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Was worried for a sec that you were going to say you got back to your hotel only to realize it wasn't your 4yo. Would have been potentially traumatizing for everyone involved that noticed before you quietly returned the kid hoping no one else did notice and that your own kid didn't drown in the meantime.

[–] Shadow@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I ate too many blueberries yesterday and regret it today.

[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didn't know this was possible, could you share what you think the critical amount is?

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is obviously a fabrication. Blueberries are delicious and there's no too many about it.

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[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I stepped on a garden millipede by accident 😭

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[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I had sex with a girl way out of my league. Usually I fuck down.

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[–] last_philosopher@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Left my iron plugged in for a week without realizing it.

Accidentally caused massive heat wave. Sorry folks, but I unplugged it so temps should start to go down now.

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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My friend wants to play games with me last weekend, but I completely forgot. It's something she wanted to do for her birthday since we're states apart and our schedules are weird. She said she's fine, but I can tell I disappointed her by missing such a simple request and I feel absolutely terrible.

However, it was a wake up call. I've been very lethargic and tired, but I just kind of ignored it, but it's now affecting my friendship, so I'm going to try to make some changes to help with my energy. I don't want to disappoint her again if I can help it.

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[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I printed 200 labels at work all with a typo on it, so I had to print 200 more. Good thing the only thing that cost me was my time lol

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[–] randombullet@programming.dev 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I changed a native vlan on a switch. Took down an entire campus.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] randombullet@programming.dev 4 points 6 days ago

Well. The management VLAN is within the trunk... So I had to walk out there and fix it via console cable.

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[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I'm on vacation and I stepped on a red anthill, and by stepped on I mean I sat on a ledge with my foot hanging over the anthill for about 10 minutes before stepping down onto it.

Stuck my foot in the pool to try to get rid of them only to ruin my only pair of pants and walking shoes I had for 3 days before we could do laundry/get the shoe dry. Also they just do not sell afterbite where I am so I've been trying different shitty creams that haven't done much for the ~15 ant bites I have on my leg.

Also this was a few days after I forgot one of our travelling phones on a bus and it was not recovered.

Also, it was my only pair of pants because I had ruined my other pair of pants when I slipped and fell into a puddle.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

"... The very pants he was wearing..."

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[–] ActuallyGoingCrazy@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I made a move on a coworker I really like. Asked her if she wanted to fool around because I thought I would only be around for another week or two. But now that I've found a new place to live around here, it made me realize how shitty my train of thought was to put her in that sort of position.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Was it a mistake because she turned you down or because she accepted?

Looking back on it, I think either outcome would have probably been bad for us just because of transportation issues. But for the record she did turn me down, about 5 minutes after I prompted her she said "welp, time to go back home to xxx" and I pursued no further.

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[–] victorz@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Forgot a lunch box for weeks at work, and then they threw it out while I was sick, so now I have to buy a new lunch box.

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[–] HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I planted hydrangeas in an area with too much sun exposure and they're getting scorched leaves while I wait for shade cloth to ship

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[–] Lasherz12@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If it makes you feel better, most of my major fuck ups are cooking related. I was boiling down some dr. Pepper for jerky marinade and fell asleep. Didn't wake up to alarms until my wife woke me up. Pretty embarrassing, and really makes you doubt your own ability to do things. Eventually you get over it and just get cagey about the very specific lead up steps, which is probably a good thing.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

I set some humming bird food to boil a while back. Got distracted in the other room and smelled smoke. Went back into the kitchen and couldn't see the stove there was so much smoke. Then the smoke alarm went off. Very effective. Took hours to scrub the burn sugar out of the pot and days to get rid of the smoke smell in the house.

Pro tip, always set a timer when you walk away from something on the stove.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 13 points 1 week ago

About, oh my a decade ago, I had what I call the toffpocalypse. I was drinking and decided to make toffee from sweetened condensed milk by boiling the cans in a pot. Well I inevitably fell asleep and woke up to the alarms in the entire apartment blaring. There was a thick smoke and the dog had pooped on the floor in fear. The cans had exploded when the water boiled away, denting the ceiling and the stove hood. I turned off the stove, opened the windows, and fanned the smoke until the alarms stopped. Luckily the building alarms had not gone off.

I had intended it to be a video gaming heavy weekend as my wife was away visiting a friend. Instead I had to use wet rags to clean toffee off of the ceiling as best as I could for all of Sunday. I did manage to mostly get it all clean. It was a good lesson to learn not to actively cook while not sober, the results could have been much worse, even fatal

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[–] drail@fedia.io 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Very minor, but I very recently changed deoderant after not being able to find the one I usually use. I just got to a clinic for a medication infusion and it has completely worn off, being replaced by the smell of stress sweat from traffic, and now this poor nurse has to smell me while I get my medicine, so I am mortified.

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[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

I saw online a cool idea for “pinwheel burgers” and wanted to make them for my kids.

  • assembled them after work, had the younger one select and apply the spices
  • discovered most of the veggies were dead, and I never bought Cole slaw or cucumbers
  • put them on the grill but when I went to flip them discovered I’d run out of propane
  • restarted with a new tank but went inside because of the heat and humidity
  • came out to flip the burgers and discovered a raging fire, and burgers like hockey pucks.

Luckily I had sufficient backup but after anticipating a new variation of burger and a new variation of Cole slaw, we had dinner two hours late, plain burgers, no veggies

[–] streamer272@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Accidentally put a hot pan on the couch (don't ask) and it BURNED A HOLE in the couch

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 13 points 1 week ago

Consider this me asking

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Caught my shoelaces in my bike chain trying to avoid a shitty driver who almost ran me off the road (I did successfully not get hit by this idiot and eventually got him to realize how bad he was fucking up, yay).

Tired of this bullshit and am probably going to convert my bike from chain and derailleur to belt and hub like I have on my Priority Folder.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Oh I got this. Real good fuck up. So, I run a bunch of services for me and family and friends, like Nextcloud, Immich, Mastodon, etc. All of their data is stored on a big RAID array built with mdadm. I built it before I knew about dm-integrity, so I wanted to rebuild it with dm-integrity running on all the disks. So I took out one disk (it’s a RAID6, so it can stand losing a disk just fine), and added dm-integrity on top of it. When I tried to add it back to the array, mdadm was like, “that’s not a big enough device”. Ok, yeah, makes sense, dm-integrity takes up some space. So I took all the services offline and started a resize2fs to reduce from 22TB to 18TB. Well that was taking forever, so I canceled and ran e2fsck, no worries. I started a new resize2fs reducing from 22TB to 21.8TB, which should be good enough. On pass 4, it’s looking like it’s gonna take 8 DAYS. I can’t have my services offline for that long, so I cancel and run e2fsck. Thousands of errors. Oops.

At least it’s looking like all the errors are just in Mastodon’s cache files.

So now I’m moving all the files to an external drive in order to migrate the array properly. In its degraded state though, the array is painfully slow. At least my services are online.

So basically I risked my files (though I have a backup from about three days before all this), and gave myself an extra maybe ten days(?) of work.

Moral of the story, don’t ever use resize2fs unless you have time to wait.

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Recently? The worst was accidentally drinking coffee too late in the evening a few days ago, which, sadly, was more than enough to mess up my well-being for several days at this point in my life.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] DeeBeeDouble@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Left my bicycle unattended (but locked) for 3 days. Came back to a bicycle without tires. Rip 300€

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[–] Justdaveisfine@midwest.social 10 points 1 week ago

This is kinda long and kinda vague: I had a meeting recently with some devs/artists to discuss an upcoming project.

In short, the meeting went poorly. I stood alone against everyone else on the design/direction things were going to be headed.

I was tired and frustrated and walked away basically saying I'm not going to support any of it.

After mulling it over for a day, I felt I was too harsh and unreasonable. I reached back out and apologized and asked to give this one more try.

Well they didn't accept. I guess that bridge is too scorched to go back on. It wasn't until that point that I realized I really messed this one up.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

I left a thermocouple connector unsecured and it fell onto an aftertreatment unit during testing.
When the aftertreatment unit was red hot the connector caught fire. 👌

Was my first time ever using a fire extinguisher!

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