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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago

"Sorry. We don't read studies anymore. We've found the emotional inner knowledge of hunches and gut feelings appears to get us more money." America under trump.

[–] updn@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

It increases risk of an exposed glans tho

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Tell the religious people that circumcision causes trans women. At least that one could make sense to someone who's afraid of trans people.

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[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 days ago (11 children)

fuck AMAB genital mutilation!!! fucking weirdos!!!!!

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago

"Voting gives you autism!"

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The brain bone is connected to the..... Dick skin bone?

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[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

I heard if the doctor doesn't click his heels 4 times after cutting the umbilical cord or if it is a woman doctor the baby will get the autism.

[–] Akh@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

There is no reason for it either…

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