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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago (10 children)

I like my circumcised dick. Y'all can downvote me if you want.

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So it's not as bad as Tylenol?

Is there a study to see if it helps with headache since I can't take Tylenol anymore?

[–] Canis_76@feddit.nl 1 points 4 days ago

I was going to put in my two cents (troll), but nearly all of the comments in here make sense. Circumcision is for lazy idiots.

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