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Movie: Lady Macbeth
Game: Vampire survivors
In this crossover you will play as Katherine Lester, who is pestered by an unending army of in-laws. She defends herself with poisonous mushrooms, a fireplace poke, a shotgun to shoot the horses and a pillow to smother the children with. Health can be regenerated by hopping in bed with workman Sebastian, but he's not easy to find.
Hook and Vintage Story. I think I just killed the Lost Boys with Eldridge Horrors beyond comprehension, accidentally.
Terminator 2 and Baldurs Gate 3.
A three act story where you jump forward or back in time could be interesting.
Though I'm not sure how much Terminators add to a D&D setting when there are already dopplegangers.
Spider-Man Brand New Day and Batman: Arkham City
Pretty much a crossover comic event.
Burglin Gnomes and Tomb Raider (2001) may have some valid crossover and the gnomes would be greatlt improved by huge conical boobs
Baldur's Odyssey.
Well, there'd be two of these: 
And a blue fish.
It's not a Dr. Seuss reference. 😅
Valheim and Odyssey - I'm actually more or less recreating the "OH SHIT RUN FOR THE BOATS" scene every time I go aground in the plains.
The Matrix and Shogun Showdown. The Matrix universe but set in the Edo period of Japan with samurai and shit? Sign me up
Japanese eccentric black humor pinky exploitation card game. I bet it already exists.
Legally Blonde 2 and Space Engineers sooo... Legally Blonde Space Engineers?
Not really sure how to add legal battles to a space sandbox though.
Structurally blonde?
Donnie Darko and Final Fantasy 14. The Shadowbringers expansion would kind of fit the mood.
That might be quite a mix, as someone who has seen Donnie Darko and is a huge fan of it.
Kungfu panda and planescape: torment.
Should be interesting
Tetris and some Austrian Heimatfilm? Good luck creating crossover of that!
Movie: project Hail Mary. Game: Mina the Hollower.
Result: IDK
Genshin x Odyssey... I was about to write would be fun seeing someone trying to get home while facing the gods of Tyevat... Than I remembered: 'hey, that's just the plot of Genshin!' I guess I wouldn't mind pulling for Odysrus as special 5 star.
Really really sad and gay (I Saw The TV Glow + Final Fantasy 14)
Three billboards outside Billings, Montanna, and Mecca Chameleon.
There's a buncha little guys camouflaged on those billboards!
Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle and Moonlighter. That would actually be pretty dope. Just diving into endless castle dungeons killing demons, and then selling their drops in your quaint little merchant shop.
Straight Outta Compton and Cyberpunk2077
So basically rap in cyberpunk? This prolly exists in the base game already
Slay the Spire and Secondhand Lions.
Oddly sensical. Obviously it'd just be Walt (and maybe Jasmine) navigating a horrible gauntlet of traps set by the Uncles to win their heart.
Or the entire Spire would be the story the uncles are telling Walt, from their perspective having experienced it in their younger days. Then Walt follows in their footsteps and after he completes the third run, they find The Heart hidden away in the barn cellar, instead of piles of cash, and they all go down to fight it but Jasmine comes to save them from certain death.
Then Walt's mother comes back with a CPS worker and they take him away, and arrest the uncles for child endangerment. Roll credits.
Balatro and the odyssey
Might make some interesting jokers
Project Hail Mary and Halo: Campaign Evolved. So, uh, just Halo I guess, only replace the grunts with Rocky.
Oh no not Rocky :( I’m still amazed they managed to make a headcrab made of stone endearing.
Who would want to shoot rocky
The God of Cookery and, uh, The Witcher. Hmm, well, the main character (in God of Cookery) does turn out to be an incarnated deity (the kitchen god), and that does track with stories about Geralt's exploits, so perhaps someone tried to hire him to go after Chow (instead of the assassin in the film?) and of course Geralt finds that there's no good reason and maybe even helps him, although Chow doesn't need the help (he gets plenty from his other new friends). Now I'm thinking about Geralt encountering the 18 Brass Monks of Shaolin Monastery trying to get Chow out so he can get to the cooking competition on time lol. I guess the best way to explain how Geralt ended up in 1990's Hong Kong is teleportation accident.
Alternatively, Chow in the world of the Witcher... I don't think that would be quite as entertaining. I would prefer to put Geralt in the world of The God of Cookery.
the odyssey and pacman
:)
The Farmer was Replaced + Obsession
Lots of "why doesn't that work? Why does that work" with jump scares of a wish gone bad*
bad*
Can you even say "gone bad" here? There was literally no good outcome with that wish
Factorio and Project Hail Mary.
...and that's how the Factorio expansion "Space Age" was born.
Monster hunter & the backrooms
Sounds terrifying if done right
Tom Clancy's: Your Name
An coming of age action story about a CIA double agent from the jungle trying to prevent the end of the world in the body of a teenage shrine maiden.
The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe and The French Dispatch.
God, what an insufferably exquisite thing that would be.
Denzel Washington from The Equalizer would be absolutely kicking ass in an Asphalt Legends-type driving game. I could handle that!
Spiderman and walkabout mini golf.
... I feel like the punisher's fort, house, thing would be an entertaining course.
Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak and...Conquest (1983)
i dont even want to think about what that would look like 😂
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Deltarune.
Hmmm... that would be a most triumphant idea.
What a great question. Lastly movie i watched was Tolkien - a biopic focusing on his experience as an orphan, his schooling, his university, and his experience in the battle of the somme.
Last video game I played was The Life and Suffering of Prince Jerian, a text-based choose-your-own-adventure RPG chronicling the course of a character's life.
They work together very well. It would be a choose-your-own-adventure as Tolkien.
Haven't watched a movie in a while, but the last show I watched was Star Trek: DS9...
...and the I love the prospect of a DS9 crossover with Animal Crossing like Damar loves day drinking.
A whodunnit in Sandustry?