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Everyone's asking, 'Who's Json?', but nobody's asking, 'How's Json?' (programming.dev)

submitted 2 months ago by CodiUnicorn@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] whereitsat@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

imagine doing web development for a living and calling yourself a 'coder.'

you're writing instructions for a web browser, not a computer, pal. you fear the computer and it's language the same way you fear a black man from the islands when you venture through a bad neighborhood.

there isn't even a proper analogy for vibe coding because it's so lame. imagine showing up to a jazz club and wanting to sit with a band but all you brought was your laptop with suno but everyone else is playing a real instrument.

are you a musician?

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

What is web development if not coding? You write specially formatted text in a file with a particular extension and another program that knows how to read it makes the computer do things.

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[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

He's a son of J. What else do you need to know?

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago

Why JSON?

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