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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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Woke me up when woke-2-mber ends

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[–] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Woke up, woke out of bed Pulled the woke across my head. Woke downstairs and drank some woke. Looking up, I noticed I woke

-Woke McCarthy, John Wokken, Woke-o Starr an George Wokkenson

[–] juice_@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

We created a fork of woke 2.0 called Wonk, that our team of volunteer contributors are super excited about! Check it out!

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

The woke wizard game broke up with me!

It was going to be the standard liberal who had never been in our lifetime!

The woke wizard. The woke wizard worker are even woke!

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

cowards, im on woke 5.5 already

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Woke 1 killed over a million people unleashing the wuhan flu on them in 2019. Is the world really ready for 2.0?

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

So when someone dies, of natural causes or otherwise, if a single liberal was anywhere on the same continent, that dead person is a Victim of Woke.

Woke kills 58-60 million people a year!