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[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

You joke but this is an actual methodology of castration. Some animals are castrated this way and I've heard rumors of some men doing this to themselves as well though I'm not sure how true it is and not sure I care enough to investigate.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Was a little sad that this wasn't penectomy related tbh.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] h0ll0w5p4c3@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Like they sell silicone bands you can easily cut off if things go sideways. I guess don't use a rubberband.

[–] h0ll0w5p4c3@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

They may have used a specific tool, it's not clear. The band can dig in then be hard to remove also.

[–] h0ll0w5p4c3@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Not tbe worst thing I've heard ((or seen)

Numbness41 sounded like they took it in their stride. The doctor kept up the bedside manner which was nice of them.

[–] Julia_EveningStar@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Im not familiar with Cock anatomy how does it work and why castration does the person with the penis still ejaculate or experience pleasure from sex?

[–] PraiseCorn@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was told by redditors that using a burdizzo on yourself is totally viable and safe.

[–] h0ll0w5p4c3@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

You would still have to get the necrotic remains removed.

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this something like those "screaming blind duck challenge" videos

[–] h0ll0w5p4c3@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

It's not a challenge video

[–] hullabaloo@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Imagining those watermelon rubberband videos

[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Seppos' and the much bigger.