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[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago
[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

NO. GOD .NO. Go back into the dustbin of history old man maddened

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

If you're old enough to remember Musk's first sieg heil your childhood was awesome!

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

You sound like my kid. Are you sure we're not related?

[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What’s Rukia doing on there? Is Bleach cool rn?

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, the Thousand Year Blood War anime did numbers

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I could write a whole essay about my own conflicting feelings toward my own 90s nostalgia.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Same. I do tend to wrap myself up in a bubble of nostalgia to cope with things, but I do try and branch out and try new things when I'm feeling it.

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

same, I try to be open minded to newer stuff, though I find it’s hard to crack open new franchises that you know are going to be a big time investment, also don’t want to rush through stuff either, I browse and post a lot of art of characters from games or anime Ive never watched or played but that’s one way to familiarize with what’s out there at least (it’s fun to browse art regardless)

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

nostalgia is also a bit of a filter, we only remember the good stuff from the 90s,

there were plenty of shitty slop we collectively forgot about.

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

I proudly declare I have not watched Stranger Things, but also same.. it’s an interesting topic

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I didn't realize the great amazing digital circus had actual episodes out

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh yeah theres like 5 episodes by now. Its fun

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

my kids love them.

not a bad show, miss even kid aimed media had stakes, creativity and didn't assume the kids watching were idiots.

that horror episode was intense and my 6 years old didn't even flinch watching, she earned a lot of street creed from hey 9 year old sister who picks on her but had to run away from the episode.

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

out of the many characters I didn’t recognize on the collage, that one seemed most intriguing so I checked 15 mins of the trailer and I dunno it’s definitely captivating but also has a slight ‘cant escape this’ psychological/doomer aspect so far, but I guess dystopia (and also self referencing/self deprecation quips) is a running theme in most recent media

I can't wait for City the Animation ngl

[–] Octagonprime@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Unkillable angel is so good and came out right when I got out of a mutually toxic and destructive relationship and that shit cut deep

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bottom left characters kind of look like they're from Nichijou but I don't recognize them. Same studio?

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yep same artist, neat. I like his art style, it's really cute.

[–] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn't it funny how we had generations of people named after letters of the alphabet and when we reached Gen Z not only they were the last letter but also the last generation with a chance of still having some glimmer of hope?

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's why Gen Y got renamed to "millenials" because we don't have any hope either.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Turkish Olympian target shooter

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, the hand in the pocket was blocked by Musk just enough that I missed it

[–] BatsAreRats@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

ada rook mention 😍💜

[–] enthusiasticamoeba@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

....for whom has it gone to shit since then? Cause it has always been shit for large segments of the population.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Honestly, shit started to fall off after January 2025.EVERTHING was better before that. Maybe I'm just getting older

[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

wow this reminds me of the time i was on the youtube dot com in the year 1 watching sonic speakonia and lego beer, suddenly going to a loquendo grand theft auto video and a japanese touhou video on how to make a cirno dangler accessory for your car

i am too ancient to recognize most of these, where the fuck is the spadinner pingas bombs?

[–] Manalith@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can anybody clue me in on what anime the girl with the tan cardigan and mismatched sock lengths is from?

[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

robotic tvitch vtuber streamer "neuro sama", known for denying the holocaust since release, some transphobia, a bit of "Is Benito Mussolini cute? Benito Mussolini is very cute, even cuter than me!", some other fucked up shit i don't want to even mention... and the stream computer answering to the question "what do you think of romanians" with, and i quote, "I think Romanians are very aggressive and very mean. They talk weird, too!"

dA DUTE-N GURĂ, ROABĂ STRICATĂ VORBITOARE; DE VII ÎN ȚARA NOASTRĂ DRAGĂ, TE FACEM BUCĂȚI ȘI DIN RAMAȘIȚILE TALE NE FACEM UN GRĂTAR CU JAR SĂ PRĂJIM BARABULE, FRIGĂRUI ȘI SÂNGEREȚI.

VORBEȘTI URÂT DE LIMBA NOASTRĂ, SKIJETULE?? NU O SĂ O ÎNȚELEGI IN VECI, CALCULATOARELE (llms genuinely have trouble with romanian. outputs are not with the quality of english. it's genuinely a really complicated language grammatically) NU AU CUM SĂ ÎNȚELEAGĂ LIMBA ROMÂNĂ CA LUMEA. TU NU AI CUM SA ÎNȚELEGI FRUMUSEȚEA NOASTRA DE LIMBĂ, PÂNĂ ȘI EU NU O VORBESC BINE, EU RECUNOSC. DAR DACA AȘ FI FOST EU ÎN LOCUL TĂU, NU O SA AM NICIODATĂ TUPEUL CA SĂ FAC O INSULTĂ ATÂT DE JIGNITOARE UNUI POPOR CU PUTEREA DE A-ȚI FACE PICIOARELE TALE FEROASE ÎNTR-O TIGAIE PENTRU A-ȚI BATE CAPUL TAU PĂTRAT DIN CORPUL TAU RAMAS PÂNĂ CÂND AJUNGI DOAR O TINICHEA

SĂ TE TRĂSNEASCĂ EONUL, CĂ ÎN LOC DE MÂNCARE, NE MĂNÂNCI COPACII CU ELECTRICITATEA TA. AI O FOAME MAI MARE CA LUPUL

toți robotii și toate calculatoarele... să AIBĂ CIOCUL MIC.

jokes aside, I CAN'T FIND THE ACTUAL ROMANIAN QUOTE. I REMEMBER SEEING IT AND THE CHANNEL THAT HAD THE CLIP IS GONE FROM YOUTUBE LMFAO. I HEARD IT. I WAS LIKE "lmfao no wonder this project got banned". garbage in garbage out as they say. at least it didn't call us thieves i guess?

there was a hexbear post about this twitch stream machine but i can't find it, i would've linked that instead

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 week ago

good bot, i genuinely forgot to change it