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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] context@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

actually fun fact: f. scott fitzgerald, author of the big gatsby, was named after francis scott key, of the famous comedy duo key and peele

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

Trying to imagine Lebowski saying "well that's like, your opinion man" in a transatlantic accent

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Lebowski because Julianne Moore boobs

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Officer? The horndog is over here.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

Does the female form make you uncomfortable?

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

"More boobs"? Like, she has four of them?

[–] scrungus@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm more of a fan of the early Tom Hanks movie Large

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

enormous sibling is viewing you

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

That's the one where the kid finds a crashed alien who uses a janky ray to make him big?

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

If the Lebowski is so great why didn't they have two of them?

[–] lilypad@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

the great big obviously. The legatsky was a total flop for good reason, it was such a bore.

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: