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I'd wake up in creative mode Minecraft with zero hostile mobs, so I think I'd be good. Just fly around and build my world. ✌🏻
Minecraft too, survival but if I can continue my world I'm basically immortal
Starting from scratch I'm a little scared but nothing good ol strip mines can't fix
I'm replaying Portal, so I guess I'm a chick now. Do I get the portal gun? That would make it pretty awesome.
40k is one of the worst settings to wake up in, but being a Rogue Trader is not that bad.
Well, going to own some very successful bookstores, or have a decently successful device repair shop. (Bookshop Simulator and ReStory) Thankfully you didn't ask this tomorrow when I start up my next Stalker 2 play through...I'd be pretty damn fucked.
REDACTED, so... really not great.
My last played game was Railroader so I guess we drivin trains today!
A helldiver. It'll be exciting, but that means I have a life expectancy of roughly 20 minutes on average.... With my skill set it'll be closer to 30 seconds.
Haha, I'm playing through Mina the Hollower. I get to be a cute mouse girl, but live in a terrifying world full of monsters. Sorry Lionel, I changed my mind about repairing the spark generators. I'm just going to stay in town and hang out, if ya don't mind.
Frontiers of Pandora. I'm a 10ft tall blue chick. Navigating the house is going to be interesting.
It was a Maximo game for the PS2, I don't remember which but I'm screwed if I can't figure out how to keep my armor on.
Mad Max Rockatansky.
A supreme badass in a S/M - flavoured post-apocalyptic wasteland. I guess it's time to embrace the "mad" part.
I just got to an epilogue for 1000xResist this morning. Ummm, I'm not even sure which character is really the main character. Blue is a good candidate. I guess I'm experiencing multiple people's trauma and then deciding what the future will be like.
All in all, there are certainly worse positions to be in.
I'm a mech pilot in the middle of a weird apocalypse (Mech Knight Nightmare). Could be worse.
Cyberpunk 2077. No matter what I do, I'm toast. Just like me in real life.
Quake 4, so I'm Corporal Matthew Kane. Hopefully, post stroggification? Half human, half machine.
I guess I'm a young woman now, if we go by the art of Metal Bringer. 
Steve I guess? Unless it's my own minecraft skin :3 either way if we take the feats the minecraft character is capable at face value..

The last game I played was "Fuck's Quest II", so I'm definitely "Fuck".
The last game I played was "Timberborn", and that one is a city builder, so the three possibilities would be: A) I become some kind of floating entity giving orders to beavers. B) I become one of the aforementioned beavers. C) it defaults to the game I played before that, which would be "Look Outside". In which case I'm probably fucked.
Building a factory on an alien planet and also I'm a girl. So pretty much perfect.
Helldivers. Not sure if fucked or not. I'll err on the side of fucked.
A hot Viera in Final Fantasy XIV…the fun will be endless.

Edit: i just realised you wake up in the body, not the world. Too bad, i put to much effort in it now.
How am i going to play Minecraft without fingers?
Geralt of Rivia... Could be fun!
Winds howling ...
Disco Elysium: I'm hungover, I threaten to kill myself for information, I don't remember anything from last night. I'm doing fine.
Batman Arkham Asylum... damn guess I'm getting drugged by Scarecrow and being forced to deal with supressed childhood memories while lunatics try and attack me 😭
Danganronpa v3. Luckily already chapter 3.
Demon’s Souls. Shit.
Skyrim.
Oh yeah, the world is going to fear my stealth archery powers.
That damn unicorn from Peggle.
ESO. My scalie dream is now realized.
Koopa Troopa in a go-kart. I do get to keep the go-kart, right?
Raccoin, I'm a furry alchemist.
Cool.
So, I'm sitting in a creepy house playing paranormal investigator with a machine that can listen to the past, but only if I can tell it exactly when, where and who was present. I'm supposed to be investigating a series of deaths, but they're...weird. I've personally listened to three of the deaths happen, none of them with an obvious proximate cause of death, and one of them at the very beginning of the time span the machine can reach. Somehow the deaths are also connected to the weather?, and also trigger agnosia of the victim's identity, including one man forgetting his lady entirely mid-sentence when she dies while they are together. One person seems potentially at least partly immune to this effect, since she has asked about her daughter after her daughter died, while everyone else has forgotten her daughter ever existed at all aside from the corpse of an unknown person being found.
Amusingly, there's one guy wandering the house during the timeline who talks about how he used to live there, but isn't sure why he showed up other than nostalgia, and is very angry that the house is in the hands it is instead of his own - this is because the first victim was the owner of the house and his brother who invited him and absent knowing he ever had a brother, things fit together...weird.
Doom Eternal. On the one hand it's literal hell on earth, on the other — Doomguy seems to be some sort of rage god. I'd say my chances are quite fair to say the least.