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The factory must grow.

[–] coralof@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd wake up in creative mode Minecraft with zero hostile mobs, so I think I'd be good. Just fly around and build my world. ✌🏻

[–] Hack3900@lemy.lol 2 points 1 day ago

Minecraft too, survival but if I can continue my world I'm basically immortal

Starting from scratch I'm a little scared but nothing good ol strip mines can't fix

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

I'm replaying Portal, so I guess I'm a chick now. Do I get the portal gun? That would make it pretty awesome.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

40k is one of the worst settings to wake up in, but being a Rogue Trader is not that bad.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Well, going to own some very successful bookstores, or have a decently successful device repair shop. (Bookshop Simulator and ReStory) Thankfully you didn't ask this tomorrow when I start up my next Stalker 2 play through...I'd be pretty damn fucked.

[–] tedcurran@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

REDACTED, so... really not great.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago

My last played game was Railroader so I guess we drivin trains today!

[–] jrubal1462@mander.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

A helldiver. It'll be exciting, but that means I have a life expectancy of roughly 20 minutes on average.... With my skill set it'll be closer to 30 seconds.

[–] Furbag@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago

Haha, I'm playing through Mina the Hollower. I get to be a cute mouse girl, but live in a terrifying world full of monsters. Sorry Lionel, I changed my mind about repairing the spark generators. I'm just going to stay in town and hang out, if ya don't mind.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Frontiers of Pandora. I'm a 10ft tall blue chick. Navigating the house is going to be interesting.

[–] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

It was a Maximo game for the PS2, I don't remember which but I'm screwed if I can't figure out how to keep my armor on.

[–] Lorindol@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Mad Max Rockatansky.

A supreme badass in a S/M - flavoured post-apocalyptic wasteland. I guess it's time to embrace the "mad" part.

[–] ryeonwheat@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

I just got to an epilogue for 1000xResist this morning. Ummm, I'm not even sure which character is really the main character. Blue is a good candidate. I guess I'm experiencing multiple people's trauma and then deciding what the future will be like.

All in all, there are certainly worse positions to be in.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

I'm a mech pilot in the middle of a weird apocalypse (Mech Knight Nightmare). Could be worse.

[–] xtools@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

disco elysium - i guess i'm an ageing alcoholic cop now

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[–] Captain_Baka@feddit.org 71 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (9 children)

Cyberpunk 2077. No matter what I do, I'm toast. Just like me in real life.

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[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Quake 4, so I'm Corporal Matthew Kane. Hopefully, post stroggification? Half human, half machine.

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[–] Aeder@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I guess I'm a young woman now, if we go by the art of Metal Bringer.

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 64 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Steve I guess? Unless it's my own minecraft skin :3 either way if we take the feats the minecraft character is capable at face value..

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Timberborn, so I am a busy beaver.

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[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] Teepo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

The last game I played was "Fuck's Quest II", so I'm definitely "Fuck".

[–] tackleberry@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The gods of Olympus have abandoned me 🙁

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[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The last game I played was "Timberborn", and that one is a city builder, so the three possibilities would be: A) I become some kind of floating entity giving orders to beavers. B) I become one of the aforementioned beavers. C) it defaults to the game I played before that, which would be "Look Outside". In which case I'm probably fucked.

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[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Building a factory on an alien planet and also I'm a girl. So pretty much perfect.

[–] Laggindragon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm screwed. The zomboids will likely eat my face

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[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

minecraft, so meh? could be better could be worse

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Helldivers. Not sure if fucked or not. I'll err on the side of fucked.

[–] iMastari@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

A hot Viera in Final Fantasy XIV…the fun will be endless.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Edit: i just realised you wake up in the body, not the world. Too bad, i put to much effort in it now.

How am i going to play Minecraft without fingers?

[–] pet1t@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Geralt of Rivia... Could be fun!

[–] i_am_tired_boss@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Winds howling ...

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Disco Elysium: I'm hungover, I threaten to kill myself for information, I don't remember anything from last night. I'm doing fine.

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[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago

Batman Arkham Asylum... damn guess I'm getting drugged by Scarecrow and being forced to deal with supressed childhood memories while lunatics try and attack me 😭

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Danganronpa v3. Luckily already chapter 3.

[–] gobberwarts@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Demon’s Souls. Shit.

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Skyrim.

Oh yeah, the world is going to fear my stealth archery powers.

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[–] crakila@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

That damn unicorn from Peggle.

[–] HatchetHaro@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago

ESO. My scalie dream is now realized.

[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Koopa Troopa in a go-kart. I do get to keep the go-kart, right?

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Raccoin, I'm a furry alchemist.

Cool.

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

So, I'm sitting in a creepy house playing paranormal investigator with a machine that can listen to the past, but only if I can tell it exactly when, where and who was present. I'm supposed to be investigating a series of deaths, but they're...weird. I've personally listened to three of the deaths happen, none of them with an obvious proximate cause of death, and one of them at the very beginning of the time span the machine can reach. Somehow the deaths are also connected to the weather?, and also trigger agnosia of the victim's identity, including one man forgetting his lady entirely mid-sentence when she dies while they are together. One person seems potentially at least partly immune to this effect, since she has asked about her daughter after her daughter died, while everyone else has forgotten her daughter ever existed at all aside from the corpse of an unknown person being found.

Amusingly, there's one guy wandering the house during the timeline who talks about how he used to live there, but isn't sure why he showed up other than nostalgia, and is very angry that the house is in the hands it is instead of his own - this is because the first victim was the owner of the house and his brother who invited him and absent knowing he ever had a brother, things fit together...weird.

[–] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Doom Eternal. On the one hand it's literal hell on earth, on the other — Doomguy seems to be some sort of rage god. I'd say my chances are quite fair to say the least.

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