Slay the Spire. Gonna totally die trying to force a claw build.

Well in that case I'm gonna turn into a puppygirl (my last game was deadlock, where I played Paige and I got a custom skin, that turns her into a puppygirl.

Well, last game was fallout 4 so... Kind of okay I guess? I mean I did side with the institute and all my settlements are maxed for people and have more than 150 in defense, 40 water at most, and over 50 food. So I have people, healthcare, an army (technically 2, minutemen)

I'd be Ethan from Pokemon Crystal. Not half bad!

RE4, I'm so ducked.

Hugh from pragmata

Pretty cool character

Open your eyes. Wake up link..!

Looks like I get to be some sort of digital antivirus kinda furry-esque thing from Kila-flow. No problem since the worst that ever happens is I lose all my health and restart at either the beginning of the level or last checkpoint.

Shouldn't feel any pain from any enemies or obstacles considering I'd be all digital, so sign me up. Just gotta hope that beating the final boss would let me return home.

Better that than my time in either Mindustry or Pokemon Rejuvenation. Don't feel like being a disposable hover vehicle or the protagonist of Rejuvenation for reasons I can't get into due to major spoilers!

Öoo. I feel... limited

Hades II, so probably moderately fucked, will probably die as an unintended consequence of the gods fighting.

Been playing Suzerain as a socialist President.. it has been so nice and has genuinely brought a smile to my face reading some of the in game news articles of my choices.

Helldivers. My lifespan is measured in minutes

Skyward Sword Link, ironically.

Guess it’s about time that I fuck that octopus head, then.

Lara Croft. I think I did pretty well.

Oh good, I just started playing ARK.

Elite Dangerous. I should be fine as long as I stick to trading common materials. I’m screwed if I get caught by a pirate though.

Minecraft. A simple life, if a dangerous one. I'd see it as an upgrade tbh.

I played Rivals of Aether two, so I guess I would be my last played character? I played as Orcane, so I'm a really happy water puppy. I wish T_T

I've been playing Gran Turismo 3 so I guess I'm invisible and drive a Miata very poorly?

7 Days to Die. I'm in danger.

On one side I become a young girl with a large debt to pay or I’ll be homeless if I don’t pay each week.

On the other side I can pay the mortgage in just one month reselling stuff, sometimes at 200% of the base price.

Capitalism, Ho!

Animal crossing, fuck yeah!

I was playing jackbox games with friends.

So....I'm Cookie the announcer now?

Noita. I'm either dead almost instantly, or might be lucky and end up as powerful as a god. I usually die within the first 5 minutes, so my hopes are low. I am also more than likely to see my demise by blowing myself up.

osu!... so i become an anime girl? fuck yeah

Project zomboid with 200% zombie spawn...

Guessing a survival time of approx 10 mins?

X-Com: Terror from the Deep. Life expectancy of a Russian soldier in Ukraine.

Well, Vegas wait for me, 'cause the fucking mailman with brain damage and a apple watch who can fucking pause time is comming to clean up your fucking cassinos...

Awesome: I am basically extremely superhuman in almost every way, and can wield magic once I learn it. Expanded body and mind capacity that persists through loops.

Horrible: Stuck in a time loop in a shadow realm, and the gods don't like me very much. Life in the loop is slow, tedious, painstaking. I am still my moron self, who would take forever to achieve the same feats as the character, and with a lot less pain tolerance. Some sort of deal with dark gods was made, in return for giving them (others) souls, who knows what the consequences are (besides being sent to the shadow realm).

Yeah, I'd just keep expanding my body and mind permanently, until nothing is impossible, including slaying the gods. But I would probably do something typically lame as fuck instead, like go on the good path and live in Valhala for as long as possible.

EDIT: Nwm, I played superhero idle simulator or something, the power collecting one. I'm damn fucked, also timeloops and always a stronger fish. No vacations, just beating up weak villians at best.

Commando, Risk of Rain 2. Canonically, I'm trapped in a simulacrum of Petrichor, a planet inhabited by creatures who regard me as an invader. Even though I can "escape" and make my way back to Earth, every time I die (no matter where or how), I awaken back in my escape pod, crash-landing on Petrichor.

I can pretty consistently get the ending where Commando escapes, so I guess my strat is to escape to Earth and enjoy the simulacrum for as long as I can before dying again. Canonically, this happens at least once, so there's no reason it couldn't be done repeatedly. Perhaps not the most fulfilling existence, but the best that can be achieved under the circumstances, I think.

The alternative is to obliterate myself in a portal or be killed by the denizens of Petrichor and start over again anyway. May as well have a few years of "peace" and "happiness" between spawns.

Idk the main character cause I was playing Crusader Kings III and I’m way bad at it so I would be hella fucked my bros.