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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Awesome: I am basically extremely superhuman in almost every way, and can wield magic once I learn it. Expanded body and mind capacity that persists through loops.

Horrible: Stuck in a time loop in a shadow realm, and the gods don't like me very much. Life in the loop is slow, tedious, painstaking. I am still my moron self, who would take forever to achieve the same feats as the character, and with a lot less pain tolerance. Some sort of deal with dark gods was made, in return for giving them (others) souls, who knows what the consequences are (besides being sent to the shadow realm).

Yeah, I'd just keep expanding my body and mind permanently, until nothing is impossible, including slaying the gods. But I would probably do something typically lame as fuck instead, like go on the good path and live in Valhala for as long as possible.

EDIT: Nwm, I played superhero idle simulator or something, the power collecting one. I'm damn fucked, also timeloops and always a stronger fish. No vacations, just beating up weak villians at best.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'm waking up as my custom character on a private Palworld testing server. I'm gonna be doing great. I have two excellently built bases that don't even need me for the most part.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 12 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Satisfactory....

that bitch AI aint going anywhere! I'll keep that last part until she agrees to take me with her and those alien AI's

DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THESE FUCKING SPIDERS

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[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Im either Dark Willow or Roshan. My wife is Kratos

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Unreal tournament.

Fucked, and it'll be over in seconds (painfully)

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[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Death Stranding. Antimatter bomb delivery.

[–] Vandalismo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

There is no bad side of being the Dragonborn

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] MajesticTechie@feddit.uk 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Red Dead Redemption 2. God damn it.

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[–] ChocolateFrostedSugarBombs@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Ramza from FFT power leveled to 99 with the Summoner job maxed. I just finished the power leveling last night.

Yup. I'm good with that.

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[–] GloriousGasHole@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago

The Witcher 3 for me. Being Garalt doesn't seem so bad, but I'm going to have a lot more scars than normal. Fucking witches and killing monsters sounds like a good life.

[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does Chess count?

I'm a Queen now

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] OneYeetyGuy@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 day ago

I last played schedule 1. So better than my own life is.

[–] MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'll wake up as John dark soul and immediately die hundreds of times

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[–] shittydwarf@piefed.ca 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Eve online.. I'm an effectively immortal capsuleer, so I got that going for me

[–] llamapocalypse@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Eyyyyy same, time to get space rich forever

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[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There are no main characters in Rimworld, but I now very, very worry for my organs. The only grace is, I play my colonies as nicely to everyone is possible, so I just hope I'm one of those nice successful ones, that is friendly to everyone, and is swimming in silver selling beer, lavish meals, and drugs to everyone around. And not one of the hundreds died of a mad squirrel scratch in the first quadrum

[–] skribe@piefed.social 8 points 2 days ago

Completely fucked. I'm the sole survivor of a crash and stuck on 4546B.

F’d.

Probably get spawnkilled.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Helldivers II.

Im Helldivers II levels of fucked.

The Ascent. I am now an indentured servant sanitation worker with a poor sense of self-preservation, but just so happens to be really good with a gun. Oh, and the arcology that is my home has been thrown into complete pandemonium because the head Corpo AGI shit the bed.

[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Aurther Morgan. Tuberculosis

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I now rule over a sizable chunk of the Latium province, with modest holdings in Albion as well.

revealAnno 117

[–] Ironrod@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora. Shit game but I could think of a lot worse places to wake up

[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Balatro for me so bankrupt

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I’m a Tenno, good luck everybody else!

[–] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The emperor is my shield.

Space Hulk. Since Warhammer 40k is grimdark, I'm plenty fucked.

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[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (4 children)
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[–] glasratz@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago

Papers Please. I think I could do that job better in person. I would be fine, but my memories would bite me in the ass twenty years later.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Fields of Mistria, so a quaint town where I've got a shot with a witch that's very femme and domme coded. Hell yeah

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 days ago

Rip and tear

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