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[–] kablez@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Palworld. My little minmaxxed Jolthog is gonna fuck my enemies up!

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[–] zlatiah@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Slay the Spire 2. I do NOT want to be infinitely killed, memory-wiped, and resurrected

[–] Ichiro_kun@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Well my last game was Pubg new state.. ;-) ded for sure.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

about a couple hundred dwarves?

[–] Laggindragon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm screwed. The zomboids will likely eat my face

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[–] tedcurran@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

REDACTED, so... really not great.

[–] jrubal1462@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

A helldiver. It'll be exciting, but that means I have a life expectancy of roughly 20 minutes on average.... With my skill set it'll be closer to 30 seconds.

[–] Furbag@pawb.social 4 points 2 months ago

Haha, I'm playing through Mina the Hollower. I get to be a cute mouse girl, but live in a terrifying world full of monsters. Sorry Lionel, I changed my mind about repairing the spark generators. I'm just going to stay in town and hang out, if ya don't mind.

[–] coralof@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd wake up in creative mode Minecraft with zero hostile mobs, so I think I'd be good. Just fly around and build my world. ✌🏻

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[–] CyberTheProtogen@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Casualties Unknown. WHY ME?

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[–] digilec@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Project Zomboid.
Oh well.. closes curtains, starts ripping up old clothes and turns on TV.

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[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I’m a flying, brittle, fuel inefficient vehicle zooming around in traffic attempting to not crash and fall apart.

For context, the game was “Hovercraft: build, fly, retry”

I am so fucked

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

The last game I played was Sawayama Solitaire in the Zachtronics Solitaire Collection, and sometimes I’ll just deal Sawayama on my table with actual cards, so I figure my life is carrying on precisely like this.

Quite the opposite of playing, say, Soma, which would fuck someone up the mostiest.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I'm waking up as my custom character on a private Palworld testing server. I'm gonna be doing great. I have two excellently built bases that don't even need me for the most part.

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

The operator in Nucleares. I think I will be okay for a few months... But the clock is not on my side, especially if it runs my difficulty settings.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Idk the main character cause I was playing Crusader Kings III and I’m way bad at it so I would be hella fucked my bros.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Last game I played was Magic The Gathering, am I still myself?

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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 3 points 2 months ago

MISTER CHEF

[–] iknewitwhenisawit@fedinsfw.app 3 points 2 months ago

I'm a 16 year old girl who is in charge of a dutchy centered I'm the Sakhalin islands. If all goes well I will live a long life and die as a queen. There's a chance I'll fall off my horse and die when I'm 18 like my mother though....

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Awesome, I just got a fancy new hat and learned Avada Kedavra. Gonna zoom around on my broom for a while

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Hotline Miami 🐔

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Last game I played was surviving the aftermath, which is a survival base builder sort of thing. So I’m just a standard regular person with meh traits.

The amount of fucked depends on what context I’m spawning in. In reality? Meh. In the game itself? Vaguely fucked, being more fucked as the population grows. In another reality with different rules and stuff? Ultrafucked.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Looks like I get to be some sort of digital antivirus kinda furry-esque thing from Kila-flow. No problem since the worst that ever happens is I lose all my health and restart at either the beginning of the level or last checkpoint.

Shouldn't feel any pain from any enemies or obstacles considering I'd be all digital, so sign me up. Just gotta hope that beating the final boss would let me return home.

Better that than my time in either Mindustry or Pokemon Rejuvenation. Don't feel like being a disposable hover vehicle or the protagonist of Rejuvenation for reasons I can't get into due to major spoilers!

[–] Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I'm April Ryan. Off to save the world(s), I guess

[–] alk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Tarkov. I'm done for. The only thing going for me is my hideout is built up so technically I can live off bitcoin farming and have traders deliver me food until it all blows over.

[–] bluelabel@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

City of Heroes: Homecoming. I'll be flying around all day.

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[–] Dry_Monk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Me and Osty are going to the park. Best day ever.

[–] bibluz4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

I played Rivals of Aether two, so I guess I would be my last played character? I played as Orcane, so I'm a really happy water puppy. I wish T_T

[–] somebody2152@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

so glad I started playing Dispatch after I did a few rounds of Helldivers 2 last night

[–] tino@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Öoo. I feel... limited

[–] heliotrope@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago

Space Invaders. Looks like I'm shooting some spaceships!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Oof why did it have to be Factorio. I fucking hate Biters!

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Well, that might be a bother. I'm in the completely wrong climate.

[–] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is cs2 terrorist a main character?

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[–] anas@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Oh good, I just started playing ARK.

[–] vinyl@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

minecraft, so I think I'm a threat to the society

[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Granblue relink? Am I Djeeta cuz that’s what I picked or do I become male captain whatever his name is? Or do I get to pick?

Idk if I have her abilities and sheer luck then I’m fine. If not, I could probably make a life in folca and be ok.

[–] Edge004@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Mouse: PI for Hire. Oh no

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Tiny Glade. No "characters" as such aside from the ducks and sheep but my latest creation is pretty idyllic.

Before that, it was Forza Horizon 6 which... yeah I'd happily live in that word too.

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