Expedition 33. Not sure if that means I'm going to be Verso or Maelle. Either way I get to hang out with Esquie all day so I'm good with it.
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Either Brotato or Disco Elysium, I forget. Either I'm fucked, or fucked up.
Palworld, not really sure how fucked i would be, but i did anger a big grassy elephant and got the shit stomped out of me the first time i played it and even with all the knowledge there are so many ways to die on the island, burning, electrocution, freezing or just ripped apart by wolves or blown up by exploding bees...
Oh crap, I’m now a Void Elf mage in world of Warcraft. Actually I’m probably pretty good, every time I die in get resurrected and I’ve got a great ass, so cool. I’m also now a woman, so I don’t know if that’s gonna be like a reverse gender disphoria thing or not.
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Elden Ring, I might be in trouble
ARISE NOW, YE TARNISHED!
I have mako poisoning now. Great.
Superhot.
I guess I'm made of red glass polygons. But time stops if I stop moving.
Megaman Zero, so I’m awesome, but fucked.
Whelp, it was Rimworld.
So I guess I'm only legit surviving for a little while (so long as I have a table to eat at of course), and then I'm irrevocably fucked unless some organs can be harvested from unwilling prisoners.
Then I might be okay.
Elden Ring… Idk if i could force myself to eat a raw dragon heart but without dragon communion spells, I know I’ll die much more frequently
Bg3. Guess I have brain worms, which is on brand
Schedule 1, I be vibin
Hotline Miami 🐔
ESO, so I'm a DPS Templar, now?
[clicks tongue] Noice. 💁🏿♀️
Mad Max... The transition to dog food and maggots is going to be rough.
BotW. I don't mind being shorter, being tall has done nothing for me except hurt my back.
Freeciv. So... Conqueror of the world?
Fear not. I will be a benevolent ruler. Maximum luxuries for all my citizens. I will even let you pretend to have a democracy, much like your current rulers do today.
A hunter in wow. At least I'm not a DH.
Marvel's Spider-man. Aside from being Peter Parker, I'm kind okay-ish
Feel free to repost this every single day, just like they do at reddit dot com
Tiz from Bravely Default: Flying Fairy
It's not looking good, Chat 😅
Death's Door. A cute game with beautiful, but somber and hostile, environments. I'm probably fucked.
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A smutty harem game, "Fresh Women". Please tell me this isn't just a hypothetical....
Factorio engineer. All shall bow before my might, British trains will finally arrive on time and HS2 with be completed overnight. Along with about 30 more high speed railways. Although they will all be carrying the products of industry and weapons. NIMBYs will be exterminated with extreme prejudice by an army of spidertrons.
The grid will be carbon neutral by the end of the week and power will be so plentiful as to be free. ISS will suddenly be dwarfed by an enormous orbiting megafactory.
World peace assured through guaranteed destruction to any resistance.
Sable, so I have a hoverbike and also I can kind of fly, and there are no enemies in my world. Good thing I played that in between now and Half-Life Alyx.
Fuck yeah, Armored Core 6! Giant robots, everybody!!
Escape Room Simulator...
I'd be stuck in escape rooms forever
Returnal... not promising
Oh thank the gods! I last played the Sims 4 as a best-selling author. Before that was Kills-your-ass, my argonian assassin from Skyrim, who's quirk is she can't help but pick fights with giants, so she died a lot.
Tears of the Kingdom, so if you'll excuse me I have to go build a wacky contraption.