War thunder......
There is no protagonist. I just keep getting shot down in planes or blown up in tanks. Not a good life.
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Whelp, it was Rimworld.
So I guess I'm only legit surviving for a little while (so long as I have a table to eat at of course), and then I'm irrevocably fucked unless some organs can be harvested from unwilling prisoners.
Then I might be okay.
I'm the Dark Urge? Ya'll better watch out.
Blue Prince? At least it's not a dangerous world... I think.
Donkey Kong 64. cool.
Think tuberculosis isn't as bad a diagnosis anymore than it was back then.
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Does Monster Train 2 have a main character?
If not that, then Paralives, and then I'm just me again except successful and less lazy
Feel free to repost this every single day, just like they do at reddit dot com
My character in FFXIV. So a god slaying, world saving cat girl. Wouldn't be too bad I guess.
If it has to be singleplayer games, Ryder in Mass Effect Andromeda. Exploring a new galaxy in a cool space ship? Also not too bad.
I’d be Atsu … def not taking on entire compounds by myself lol
Returnal... not promising
Playing some golf.
Well in that case I'm gonna turn into a puppygirl (my last game was deadlock, where I played Paige and I got a custom skin, that turns her into a puppygirl.
My last played game was Railroader so I guess we drivin trains today!
Warframe, so both awesome and fucked.
Fuck yeah, Armored Core 6! Giant robots, everybody!!
Turing Complete's main character was abducted by aliens, who threaten to kill them if they don't prove intelligent by learning how to build a computer.
Kyle Crane from Dying Light
The guy from postal 2
Frontiers of Pandora. I'm a 10ft tall blue chick. Navigating the house is going to be interesting.
As in I wake up as the character or wake up in the same place as them as the character?
Last game I played was Green Hell, so if I wake up in the Amazon, I think I'll be dead pretty quickly.
If I just wake up as Jake, I should be okay if I didn't go to sleep with worms, parasites, leeches, poisoned or a bite by a venomous creature.
Sidenote: Is venomed a real word?
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Koopa Troopa in a go-kart. I do get to keep the go-kart, right?
ESO. My scalie dream is now realized.
I just got to an epilogue for 1000xResist this morning. Ummm, I'm not even sure which character is really the main character. Blue is a good candidate. I guess I'm experiencing multiple people's trauma and then deciding what the future will be like.
All in all, there are certainly worse positions to be in.
I guess I'm a young woman now, if we go by the art of Metal Bringer. 
Oh thank the gods! I last played the Sims 4 as a best-selling author. Before that was Kills-your-ass, my argonian assassin from Skyrim, who's quirk is she can't help but pick fights with giants, so she died a lot.
I get to be a caricature of myself with a ton of pals to conquer my enemies with and a kick ass floating base in the ocean!!!
I'm Nathan Drake. Life will be exciting lol
Dang I only play cdda and I constantly die because I get bored and rush heading into dangerous situations
Final Fantasy XIV. While the world falls apart around me, I’m gonna go fishing.
I... Guess I just became Clementine
Armored Core VI is a FromSoft game. Fortunately, not quite as bad as the Usury Simulator of prior editions. But I'm still ghost-in-a-shell working odd jobs in war zones to afford a new human body. So, I'm thinking I'm pretty deeply fucked.
I have mako poisoning now. Great.
Oh, Heavenly Principles, please rid me of Paimon!
Building a factory on an alien planet and also I'm a girl. So pretty much perfect.
Quake 4, so I'm Corporal Matthew Kane. Hopefully, post stroggification? Half human, half machine.
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A hot Viera in Final Fantasy XIV…the fun will be endless.
I beat The Ascent last night so I'm a cool cyberpunk lady who was just "promoted" to independent contractor. I'm no longer under the thumb of yCorp, I have a deep bank account, and I have a large stockpile of weapons and augs. For living in a cyberpunk dystopia I'm honestly doing pretty great!
WW2 Rebuilder. I'd be fine, just traumatized, and wealthy since I'd be able to take advantage of the boomer economy.
A smutty harem game, "Fresh Women". Please tell me this isn't just a hypothetical....