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[–] Pat@feddit.nu 2 points 1 month ago

Gallipoli. Good: Silly Aussie Accent. Light machine gun. Beautiful beaches. Bad: Literally in the middle of WWI on Gallipoli. Suboptimal.

[–] BlindPenguin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Well, i guess i'm getting blown up by a Creeper eventually

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That would either be Driller in DRG (pretty fucked) or any of the survivors in L4D2 (also pretty fucked.)

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[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Remnant 2, so i am a powerhouse but stuck in a time loop.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Danganronpa v3. Luckily already chapter 3.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

It’s rimworld and I’m fucked

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] gobberwarts@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Demon’s Souls. Shit.

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

So, I'm sitting in a creepy house playing paranormal investigator with a machine that can listen to the past, but only if I can tell it exactly when, where and who was present. I'm supposed to be investigating a series of deaths, but they're...weird. I've personally listened to three of the deaths happen, none of them with an obvious proximate cause of death, and one of them at the very beginning of the time span the machine can reach. Somehow the deaths are also connected to the weather?, and also trigger agnosia of the victim's identity, including one man forgetting his lady entirely mid-sentence when she dies while they are together. One person seems potentially at least partly immune to this effect, since she has asked about her daughter after her daughter died, while everyone else has forgotten her daughter ever existed at all aside from the corpse of an unknown person being found.

Amusingly, there's one guy wandering the house during the timeline who talks about how he used to live there, but isn't sure why he showed up other than nostalgia, and is very angry that the house is in the hands it is instead of his own - this is because the first victim was the owner of the house and his brother who invited him and absent knowing he ever had a brother, things fit together...weird.

[–] tackleberry@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The gods of Olympus have abandoned me 🙁

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[–] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

It was a Maximo game for the PS2, I don't remember which but I'm screwed if I can't figure out how to keep my armor on.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

I'm replaying Portal, so I guess I'm a chick now. Do I get the portal gun? That would make it pretty awesome.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Well, going to own some very successful bookstores, or have a decently successful device repair shop. (Bookshop Simulator and ReStory) Thankfully you didn't ask this tomorrow when I start up my next Stalker 2 play through...I'd be pretty damn fucked.

[–] Nullpwn@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I just replayed half-life 2 so I find this pretty epic

[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Abiotic Factor

And seeing how I'm not a scientist, I'm going to have a really bad time.

[–] verdigris@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Hmmm, Spelunky 2... I can just chill in the camp I guess?

[–] joseandres42@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I played hollow knight, so I guess I'm Gregor Samsa now.

[–] Legitimate_lake@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Mindustry

Guess I'm conquering 2 alien planets and destroying their species

[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Vintage Story, sooo bad?

Well I get revived everytime I die but I will a whole lot.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 2 months ago

Renryuu Ascension, so it's me that'll be doing the fucking.

But seriously, that game has so many different mechanics that I'm 100h in and I'm still not done with the main story. The CG scenes are pretty meh with no voice acting, though.

[–] the_wonderfool@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago

Time to go and trap some people in tiny crystal balls to force them to do my bidding!!

Oh yes, and some anime monsters too...

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i'm a cute little fox with a sword. not too bad, all in all.

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The last thing I played was... Oh no...

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