Know what doesn't refuse to pick you up if you're pished? The Night Bus.
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2026
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But public transport won't make a handful of people rich, so that's a non starter for many.
And you might have to reckon with living in a society, with other kinds of people. You'd really ask someone to write a bus with a {slur of your choice} just sitting there, like they're entitled to peace and dignity?
In other words, conservatives are fuck heads who make the world worse for stupid reasons.
Nah liberals are people like Hakeem Jeffries. This is the future that actually free people want.
(Also phone girl can get it)
Public transit stops at midnight where I live. Won’t work for someone out at 2am.
Last time we did the smart thing and we stayed till first train in the morning. Was also cheaper to drink till dawn and eat shit in McDonald's than take taxi home 🤣
In the U.S. there are only two places that serve alcohol 24/7 (New York and Las Vegas). Pretty much everywhere else stops serving at 2am
Better start early then 🤷♂️
Sounds like a you problem. I dont live in a place where they run 24/7 but they run long enough at night on holidays. Also, if you are partying until 2am don't be a weak sauce, party until 6 and then next day transit starts.
I have a somewhat vivid memory of sprinting through NY Penn Station around midnight to get the last train home, back before I lived in the city. Was a deciding factor in me moving. Had to leave my friend's Halloween party at like 10 to get the last train.
I'm getting used to the smell of peed pants on the bus.
It's just ammonia.
and cop cars
why tf is the word drunk censored.
OP can edit and claim this as their own work:
that's it now they know you are dr*nk
Thanks you 🙏, I had no idea what that word was
Engagement bait. Just downvote and move on next time.
Pretty sure lemmy doesnt track any engagement except votes.
Pretty sure you can sort by activity. Also, most stuff on here was on a different platform first.
Sort by active is calculated from votes and age of last reply, but the number of comments itself is pretty useless.
People copy stuff from elsewhere. This is the internet. Blaming OP is just st*pid
Nah, fuck anyone normalising this shit.
Mind your fucking language! /j
Information is monetized by censorship.
on lemmy?
No, in general. I just think it’s funny that the internet was invented to transfer information and the first thing we did with it was figure out how to censor it - copyrighted media, news, p*rnography, the word pornography, etc.
It's not to censor the idea. It's that dupe detection bots use ocr text detection and fucking with letters can defeat it
And the bots would then take down the image with the offending text?
yeah. thats not lemmy though right?
Well, I mean it’s right there in the image. Although, I guess Lemmy doesn’t have anything directly to do with censoring it.
I asked why OP censored the image.
Is it to fool censorship bots that use OCR to recognize banned words?
does lemmy use OCR or have banned words?
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this comes from Uber drivers getting tired of being assaulted and having their vehicles trashed by drunk people.
It’s not all of them, but it’s likely enough of them to ruin it for everyone.
You can never really get rid of the smell of vomit in your car, either.
Ozone should do the trick.
Won’t that fuck everything else up though?
Dealerships use ozone all the time for used cars that were owned by cigarette smokers.
Since when does corporate give one fuck about what their wage slaves want?
Probably lawsuits, or the growing threat of lawsuits.
Statements aren't questions?
The question mark can function as an intonation marker
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