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I've never seen anyone disprove this. What if it's all triangles?

Aristotelian physics claimed that celestial bodies are perfect spheres, moving in perfect circular motion, but I don't think they were going far enough.

Triangles. Anyone smart enough will be able to figure out the rest on their own, so no, I won't elaborate.

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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

TIME IS A CUBE DO NOT BELIEVE THE LIES

[–] EveningCicada@hexbear.net 4 points 3 hours ago

You just stuck a bunch of triangles together and called them something else

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Damned neo-Pythagoreans. Sure, you have your gold shoes and robes and your vegetarianism. But triangles are stupid. A Nonagon though...

Also, just remembered Pythagoreas was anti-bean. His dietary requirements for followers was being vegetarian and not eating beans. So your love of triangles is not welcome here!

[–] EveningCicada@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago

Don't shoot the messenger, I didn't ask for triangles to be real and all-encompassing.

I suspect that the dietary restriction is a Cynic plot to discredit the truth. Looking into it..