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This was my first

then the girl from Monsters Vs Aliens.

one night I was in a discord call with some friends and they were playing smash or pass and APPARENTLY everyone else got turned on by the monsters or aliens and IM the weird one for not being into that??

When I was surprised they made me take the BDSM test and I got 97% vanilla and 50% submissive. in retrospect this probably ties into my next point...

I did not have a 'crush' for YEARS after that, IRL or in media. I still don't think I feel it in the same way others do. I guess I would want to live in the same household with someone cute, but like that's a far cry from what other people describe it as and I would much prefer to be the cute one.

I cannot comprehend the concept of being horny and taking it out on others against their consent.
Even if I were in a relationship I don't think I would want to. Going to the bathroom for 15m would be easier than having to bother someone else, no?

Literally last week my bloodwork results came back in and I like 1/2 the hormonal levels you're supposed to have.
AND I'm on antidepressants that lower my labido so I'm like borderline involuntarily asexual because I just have a really low sex drive.

I don't think I ever did. Almost all the male characters were made to appeal to straight men and the gay ones reek of stereotypes.

Maybe Alistar from Dragon Age but he was perfectly bland and kinda boring.

I had a huge crush on Daniel Radcliffe but thought Harry Potter was dumb as rocks.

Young obi-wan Kenobi from the prequels. Prince Phillip from Sleeping Beauty.

Both Leon Kennedy and Ashley Graham from RE4. It's how I figured out I am pansexual.

Any Molly Ringwald character, but Pretty in Pink was the GOAT role.

TV/movie: Motoko Kusanagi (Ghost in the Shell, especially from the SAC.)

Video games: Nicole Collard (Broken Sword series)

Jinx from League of Legends

I got a nice painting of her on my wall.

When I was very young, Tails gave me verrrry confusing feelings. I just wanted to… hold his hand or something. Then both Robinhood and Maid Marian, very owo.

When I was a teen, Fox and Krystal from Starfox and Renamon. Then Kyubi from Yo-Kai Watch (we’re gonna pretend he doesn’t have a human form and is an adult.)

I’m old now and I stand by all of those choices.

Darkness from Legend was the first crush I can remember having.

Micky Dolenz from the Monkees.

The Hex Girls had an early and very long lasting impact on me. Or maybe Megan Fox in the first Transformers. Either one, those are the earliest crushes I remember haha

I can't remember any of the recent ones but no one forgets its first one.

Single digit old me watching cartoons in the eighties was in awe with Firestar.

Ramona Flowers

Zuko from Avatar. Just.... jet fuel for teenage me.

Leela from Futurama

Amélie Poulain

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. One of the OG big tiddy goth girlfriends.

Jessica Rabbit

As a kid, Lola Bunny and Gadget from Rescue Rangers.

I don't know if anyone's really done that for me in adulthood

Good lord, where to start.

Tuxedo Kamen was a big one when I was around 13.

Several David Tennant characters, such as of course and predictably the 10th Doctor - this might just be the mandatory DT crush.

The 13th Doctor - an outlier, still on-going.

Vegeta. Which is weird because I usually like my men very tall. The Vegeta/Bulma ship was stronger than the crush.

Sam Winchester (tall). I'm so glad my Supernatural phase has ended, let me tell you.

These days I'm crushing a bit on Johnny Silverhand.

Alucard set the bar but Karlach got me thinking :D

^Source: sgossho